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Old 01-25-2013, 07:11 PM   #1
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Getting back at an ex.

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Did you guys ever get your heart broken by an ex and then got back at your ex by doing something? Maybe making your life super awesome?


in b4 "She didn't break my heart, it melted when I met her."
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Old 01-25-2013, 07:12 PM   #2
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Old 01-25-2013, 07:12 PM   #3
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She said I overreacted. So I killed her.
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Old 01-25-2013, 07:13 PM   #4
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Old 01-25-2013, 07:14 PM   #5
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Old 01-25-2013, 07:17 PM   #6
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Old 01-25-2013, 07:17 PM   #7
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Getting back? Don't be a child. She probably left you for that very reason.
Unless you mean she cheated on you. Then just be a mature adult and call Cheater's on her so you can exploit her cheating ways to be on TV.
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Old 01-25-2013, 07:18 PM   #8
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nice advice from someone with the username "me+yourmom=69"
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Old 01-25-2013, 07:22 PM   #9
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Moving on is the best way of getting back at an ex.
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Old 01-25-2013, 07:28 PM   #10
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Getting back at your ex is childish and stupid and certainly won't get you anything in return. Instead of stooping below their level, just move on.
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Old 01-25-2013, 07:29 PM   #11
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Old 01-25-2013, 07:30 PM   #12
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her mum.

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Old 01-25-2013, 07:32 PM   #13
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I masturbated to a woman with daddy issues and then told myself that I am awesome. Totally got that bitch.
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Old 01-25-2013, 07:32 PM   #14
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Living well is the best revenge.

That doesn't mean to say I'd pass up a chance at any of her best friends though, bitch.
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Old 01-25-2013, 07:33 PM   #15
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nice advice from someone with the username "me+yourmom=69"

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Old 01-25-2013, 07:36 PM   #16
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Old 01-25-2013, 07:39 PM   #17
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Old 01-25-2013, 07:41 PM   #18
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Old 01-25-2013, 07:47 PM   #19
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Getting back at your ex is childish and stupid and certainly won't get you anything in return. Instead of stooping below their level, just move on.


That is also my philosophy. I'm actually pretty chill with previous relationships, if it didn't work, it didn't work, however, I always find that when my exes find a new boyfriend they have to tell me all about him...

Like for example, this ex was telling me about how her new bf plays like BB King or Eric Clapton and "Omg he's so good" and things like that out of the blue trying to one-up me. And I'm like...ok, you know that skill level isn't that high, right?

Just adds to my theory that bitches are crazy and need to be put in their place when needed.
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Old 01-25-2013, 08:01 PM   #20
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Just adds to my theory that bitches are crazy and need to be put in their place when needed.

"My ex thinks her boyfriend's better than me at guitar so I opened a can of worms on an internet forum".
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