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Old 01-25-2013, 08:53 PM   #21
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And how would you know where the island is?

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Old 01-25-2013, 08:53 PM   #22
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And how would you know where the island is?


I have a sat nav in my private jet. It cost me a lot of money, but I have a lot more money.
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Old 01-25-2013, 08:56 PM   #23
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Old 01-25-2013, 09:08 PM   #24
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I'd make a friend out of some twigs and a coconut, with whom I will discuss topics ranging from Jean-Paul Satre to jazz funk.

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Old 01-25-2013, 09:22 PM   #25
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Everyone knows that drug dealers sell weed with lots of seeds to get their customers interested in botany and plant morphology.

Seeds in my bud? I get my shit from Amsterdam, don't think there's gonna smth like seeds in there

Would be great for food hunting, constant munchies
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Old 01-25-2013, 09:23 PM   #26
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We wouldn't devolve into LotF type chaos, no. There'll be around 15 people arguing about which trees to cut down for firewood, for two weeks they wouldn't be able to agree on how we should ration the remaining food and supplies, which shouldn't matter because we've only got 6 bags of cheetos and a bottle of mt dew. Four obese men will be following a woman all "why won't you take my jacket it's warm". One person will be literally masturbating shamelessly next to a large stone because he can't take not having privacy anymore. Everyone will be complaining about the lack of plumbing and saying 'toilet paper' can result in about 54 simultaneous nervous breakdowns.

About 19 people will go around drawing shit in the sand and calling tree leaves and crabs "kawaii". There'll be one kid attempting to build a fire, trying to remember how he learned to do it in camp. Around him will be 6 grown men rolling their eyes, groaning and nodding disapprovingly because they're the mature ones.

swag swag basedgod swag (this receives an extremely mixed reaction).

One person will literally drown on the shore because of a prank involving tying his shoelace. 79 people will have called it a dangerous, insensitive prank. 66 people will say that it was innocent but led to unfortunate circumstances. Around 90 others will walk around the dead body yelling "what a knob".

Someone will resort to autocannibalism. We'll spend a few days talking about the existential can of worms this has opened.

By then the penis jokes will have gotten tiring, we'll all resort to their classier cousin, fart jokes. Suicides will happen, someone will call it cowardice, and we spend the rest of our time on the island arguing about it.
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Old 01-25-2013, 09:31 PM   #27
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Old 01-25-2013, 09:35 PM   #28
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Old 01-25-2013, 09:51 PM   #29
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I'd fashion a rudimentary raft out of your new amps and escape.
Would you be using a fog machine to propel yourself?
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Old 01-25-2013, 09:54 PM   #30
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We wouldn't devolve into LotF type chaos, no. There'll be around 15 people arguing about which trees to cut down for firewood, for two weeks they wouldn't be able to agree on how we should ration the remaining food and supplies, which shouldn't matter because we've only got 6 bags of cheetos and a bottle of mt dew. Four obese men will be following a woman all "why won't you take my jacket it's warm". One person will be literally masturbating shamelessly next to a large stone because he can't take not having privacy anymore. Everyone will be complaining about the lack of plumbing and saying 'toilet paper' can result in about 54 simultaneous nervous breakdowns.

About 19 people will go around drawing shit in the sand and calling tree leaves and crabs "kawaii". There'll be one kid attempting to build a fire, trying to remember how he learned to do it in camp. Around him will be 6 grown men rolling their eyes, groaning and nodding disapprovingly because they're the mature ones.

swag swag basedgod swag (this receives an extremely mixed reaction).

One person will literally drown on the shore because of a prank involving tying his shoelace. 79 people will have called it a dangerous, insensitive prank. 66 people will say that it was innocent but led to unfortunate circumstances. Around 90 others will walk around the dead body yelling "what a knob".

Someone will resort to autocannibalism. We'll spend a few days talking about the existential can of worms this has opened.

By then the penis jokes will have gotten tiring, we'll all resort to their classier cousin, fart jokes. Suicides will happen, someone will call it cowardice, and we spend the rest of our time on the island arguing about it.

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Old 01-25-2013, 10:20 PM   #31
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Axel fox and Ian the fox as royal couple. Don't know about genders but they'll both be foxes and ahve sex with each other.

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Old 01-25-2013, 10:22 PM   #32
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Axel fox and Ian the fox as royal couple. Don't know about genders but they'll both be foxes and ahve sex with each other.



Is fox hunting legal?
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Old 01-25-2013, 10:28 PM   #33
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Old 01-25-2013, 10:32 PM   #34
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Old 01-25-2013, 10:35 PM   #35
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Old 01-25-2013, 10:38 PM   #36
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Old 01-25-2013, 10:46 PM   #37
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we'd probably need to give the mods power to kill people and hope for the best
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Old 01-25-2013, 10:47 PM   #38
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Nelsean would spend his day locking up islanders who weren't doing exactly what they were supposed to be doing.
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Old 01-25-2013, 10:48 PM   #39
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Old 01-25-2013, 10:54 PM   #40
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Nelsean would spend his day locking up islanders who weren't doing exactly what they were supposed to be doing.
aka discussing about what they should be doing.
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