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Ya, at some point I would have some form of sexual relations with them 53 13.62%
No, I would live there forever and never participate with them 124 31.88%
HELL YEAH. DICK PARTAAAAYY. UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE. 212 54.50%
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Old 01-26-2013, 07:24 AM   #1
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You and a gay couple are stranded on an island.
A boat crashed, you and 2 other guys who are your age and a gay couple survived, so 3 on the island. 6 months go by and no hope of ever being rescued. Would you participate in sexual activities with them at any point (you get to decide what you want to do, or what they do to you)

Be serious and honest with you answer please.
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Old 01-26-2013, 07:25 AM   #2
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Why wouldn't I?
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Old 01-26-2013, 07:27 AM   #3
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No because I'd carve a vagina out of a coconut. And once a month I'd fill it with sand.
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Old 01-26-2013, 07:28 AM   #4
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Not if either one of them was you.
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Old 01-26-2013, 07:28 AM   #5
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Old 01-26-2013, 07:29 AM   #6
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Old 01-26-2013, 07:48 AM   #7
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there aint nothin gay about gettin your dick sucked
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Old 01-26-2013, 07:51 AM   #8
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I don't think a gay couple would have sex with me.
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Old 01-26-2013, 07:52 AM   #9
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Old 01-26-2013, 07:53 AM   #10
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I'd draw a woman in the sand and have sex with that.
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Old 01-26-2013, 07:59 AM   #11
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Old 01-26-2013, 08:00 AM   #12
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non et non mais au moins eux il greverais pas de faim!!!
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Old 01-26-2013, 08:22 AM   #14
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So when you say gay, what gender are we talking... That's a game changer...
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Old 01-26-2013, 08:23 AM   #15
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Old 01-26-2013, 08:38 AM   #16
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So when you say gay, what gender are we talking... That's a game changer...


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Old 01-26-2013, 08:39 AM   #17
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Well that happens to be my fetish so....
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Old 01-26-2013, 08:44 AM   #18
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I voted "yes" but...


...it really depends on what they're all like as people...
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Old 01-26-2013, 08:50 AM   #19
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So when you say gay, what gender are we talking... That's a game changer...


If they were gay women why would they be interested in you?
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Old 01-26-2013, 09:03 AM   #20
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I'm fine fapping for the rest of my life... they can have their morning rump in the hut without me.

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