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View Poll Results: You and a gay couple are stranded on an island.
Ya, at some point I would have some form of sexual relations with them 53 13.62%
No, I would live there forever and never participate with them 124 31.88%
HELL YEAH. DICK PARTAAAAYY. UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE. 212 54.50%
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Old 01-26-2013, 09:07 AM   #21
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Yea, why would I let them have all the fun?
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Old 01-26-2013, 10:02 AM   #22
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Yeah, if I found them attractive enough.
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Old 01-26-2013, 10:09 AM   #23
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So when you say gay, what gender are we talking... That's a game changer...

it says '2 other guys' in the OP

& yeah i definitely would
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Old 01-26-2013, 10:30 AM   #24
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Hmm... If I knew beyond all doubt that we wouldn't be rescued and we'd die there, then yes I would have sex with them. The only one thing makes me hesitate to do so is my boyfriend, but considering I'm gay anyway... If I was going to die alone and away from my partner, I think I'd at least make a bit easier with some summer lovin'.
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Old 01-26-2013, 10:34 AM   #25
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You have a real obsession with gays, mayslash.

We accept you for who you are.

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Old 01-26-2013, 10:38 AM   #26
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I'm fine fapping for the rest of my life... they can have their morning rump in the hut without me.

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Old 01-26-2013, 11:00 AM   #27
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If they were gay women why would they be interested in you?


Because all lesbians secretly want the penis.
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Also they forgot their dildos.
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Old 01-26-2013, 11:14 AM   #28
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Of course i would.

I'm gonna die anyway, why not have sex while you can?
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Old 01-26-2013, 11:18 AM   #29
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Old 01-26-2013, 11:19 AM   #30
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are these the gay conjoined twins that Element mentioned? Maybe?
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Old 01-26-2013, 11:22 AM   #31
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are these the gay conjoined twins that Element mentioned? Maybe?



element mentioned some sexy conjoined twins???


I didn't read through the thread just the op so I probably missed it


do you happen to know of the twins in question?
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Old 01-26-2013, 11:24 AM   #32
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element mentioned some sexy conjoined twins???


I didn't read through the thread just the op so I probably missed it


do you happen to know of the twins in question?


I meant the other thread. Element talked about conjoined twins being conjoined by the top of the penii'.
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Old 01-26-2013, 11:28 AM   #33
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I meant the other thread. Element talked about conjoined twins being conjoined by the top of the penii'.






That sounds like the ultimate circle jerk



What would happen if one was masturbating, and then accidentally slipped over, and touched his twins!??
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That sounds like the ultimate circle jerk



What would happen if one was masturbating, and then accidentally slipped over, and touched his twins!??


his brother woul get pregnant. with conjoined twins. who would conjoin with the father and the mother.
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his brother woul get pregnant. with conjoined twins. who would conjoin with the father and the mother.



dude we are taking incest to a-whole-nother level!




I can't wait till the get older
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dude we are taking incest to a-whole-nother lever!




I can't wait till the get older


taking family connections to a whole new level.
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Old 01-26-2013, 11:50 AM   #37
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I'd kill them, burn their body and the smoke would warn passing airplanes that I'm alone stranded on an island.
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Old 01-26-2013, 11:52 AM   #38
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I would just fap far away from them when they get horny with each other
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Old 01-26-2013, 11:53 AM   #39
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I'd kill them, burn their body and the smoke would warn passing airplanes that I'm alone stranded on an island.


Problem is that the smoke would be pink and glittery and the colour pink is very easily drowned out by blue.
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Old 01-26-2013, 11:57 AM   #40
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