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View Poll Results: You and a gay couple are stranded on an island.
Ya, at some point I would have some form of sexual relations with them 53 13.62%
No, I would live there forever and never participate with them 124 31.88%
HELL YEAH. DICK PARTAAAAYY. UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE. 212 54.50%
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Old 01-26-2013, 12:12 PM   #41
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Old 01-26-2013, 12:21 PM   #42
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You assume everyone here is straight male.

Anyway, no condoms or lube. So forget that.
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Old 01-26-2013, 12:26 PM   #43
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I'd be propositioning for a threesome practically the second we got stranded
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Old 01-26-2013, 12:35 PM   #44
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No, I would make my own gf out of things in the forest.

And the chances of me slaying and eating them if I was hungry just grew tenfold.
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Old 01-26-2013, 12:39 PM   #45
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I'm assuming the couple are both the same sex as me.

I don't find other men attractive and I don't think that'll change. Also, they're a couple, so if I for whatever reason decide to **** one of them, the other would get defensive.

I haven't had sex for 21 years, and if I were malnourished on a desert island, it would probably not be a priority.
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Old 01-26-2013, 12:39 PM   #46
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I haven't had sex for 21 years


what the flying ****?

Oh you're a virgin.
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Old 01-26-2013, 12:40 PM   #47
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I'd probably wait for them to starve to death. I'd be one side of the island and never go to their side. If they came to my side, I'd beat the shit out of them and throw them back to their side.
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Old 01-26-2013, 12:40 PM   #48
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Old 01-26-2013, 12:41 PM   #49
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I'd probably wait for them to starve to death. I'd be one side of the island and never go to their side. If they came to my side, I'd beat the shit out of them and throw them back to their side.

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Old 01-26-2013, 12:43 PM   #50
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Hey, man...they're a couple. I won't even get pity jerked off and be able to pretend it's a woman. With that in mind, they're not crossing to my side.
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Old 01-26-2013, 12:46 PM   #51
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Also, they're a couple, so if I for whatever reason decide to **** one of them, the other would get defensive.


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Hey, man...they're a couple. I won't even get pity jerked off and be able to pretend it's a woman.


It's like you've never even considered the possibility of a threesome with two other guys.
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Old 01-26-2013, 12:46 PM   #52
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I'm bisexual, so i probably would out of desperation.
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Old 01-26-2013, 12:47 PM   #53
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...it really depends on what they're all like as people...


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Old 01-26-2013, 12:47 PM   #54
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Nope. Never have. Never will.
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Old 01-26-2013, 12:52 PM   #55
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It's like you've never even considered the possibility of a threesome with two other guys.

I haven't. Have you? I just don't find men attractive.
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Old 01-26-2013, 12:55 PM   #56
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Old 01-26-2013, 12:56 PM   #57
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Hey, man...they're a couple. I won't even get pity jerked off and be able to pretend it's a woman. With that in mind, they're not crossing to my side.

You assume they would even want to
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Old 01-26-2013, 12:59 PM   #58
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You assume they would even want to

Actually, I'm assuming that they'll be like, "He's not gay. Don't even bother." And I'll be like, "Yeah, thanks. It'd be really awkward if you did bother."

I am NOT into men. That's the bottom line.

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But the whole crossing over to my side thing, that's just me being an asshole. I wouldn't really do that. But, on the other hand, I wouldn't really be very social with them either, because I'd constantly feel like the 3rd wheel.
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Old 01-26-2013, 01:00 PM   #59
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Old 01-26-2013, 01:01 PM   #60
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Actually, I'm assuming that they'll be like, "He's not gay. Don't even bother." And I'll be like, "Yeah, thanks. It'd be really awkward if you did bother."

I am NOT into men. That's the bottom line.

I'm not either, I just don't find it necessary to shun them to the other side of the island. Unless they're doing the do.
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