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View Poll Results: You and a gay couple are stranded on an island.
Ya, at some point I would have some form of sexual relations with them 53 13.62%
No, I would live there forever and never participate with them 124 31.88%
HELL YEAH. DICK PARTAAAAYY. UNCE UNCE UNCE UNCE. 212 54.50%
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Old 01-26-2013, 01:02 PM   #61
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See my edit.


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Ew, imagine having sex with a sandy as*hole

If it's a female asshole, I wouldn't mind. Provided it was my girlfriend (soon-to-be fiance), and it was our honeymoon.
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Old 01-26-2013, 01:09 PM   #62
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See my edit.

If it's a female asshole, I wouldn't mind. Provided it was my girlfriend (soon-to-be fiance), and it was our honeymoon.


That's the gayest thing I've ever heard.
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Old 01-26-2013, 01:11 PM   #63
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If it's a female asshole, I wouldn't mind. Provided it was my girlfriend (soon-to-be fiance), and it was our honeymoon.

I actually would mind because i would have some sympathy for my girlfriend to not inadvertently shove sand up her ass.
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Old 01-26-2013, 01:17 PM   #64
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That's the gayest thing I've ever heard.

What better way to express your love than by sodomizing your wife with a sandy dick on your honeymoon?
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Old 01-26-2013, 01:25 PM   #65
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eugghh i think i can't even look at them when they do those stuffs. Disgusting.
I'd rather find some goat.
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Old 01-26-2013, 01:33 PM   #66
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if the lesbians are willing, why the hell not?
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Old 01-26-2013, 01:36 PM   #67
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Old 01-26-2013, 01:37 PM   #68
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If it's a female asshole, I wouldn't mind. Provided it was my girlfriend (soon-to-be fiance), and it was our honeymoon.

Tell me more.
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Old 01-26-2013, 01:42 PM   #69
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I'm with the coconut-vagina man, No gay sex for me.
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Old 01-26-2013, 01:54 PM   #70
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Gross.


Unless the gay couple is Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Ryan Gosling.


Otherwise gross.
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Old 01-26-2013, 02:00 PM   #71
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What makes you think the gay couple wants to include a bunch of chubby neckbeards in their love making?
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Old 01-26-2013, 02:06 PM   #72
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What makes you think the gay couple wants to include a bunch of chubby neckbeards in their love making?

On a desert island, they won't be chubby for long.
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Old 01-26-2013, 02:08 PM   #73
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I'd be dead well before 6 months on a desert island
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Old 01-26-2013, 02:18 PM   #74
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I don't think it would be an option for me, I'm not straight because I have the option to be straight, I'm straight because I do not find males to be attractive so I don't think I would ever do it.
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Old 01-26-2013, 02:20 PM   #75
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A boat crashed, you and 2 other guys who are your age and a gay couple survived, so 3 on the island. 6 months go by and no hope of ever being rescued. Would you participate in sexual activities with them at any point (you get to decide what you want to do, or what they do to you)

Be serious and honest with you answer please.


Yes, if they let me.
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Old 01-26-2013, 02:26 PM   #76
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Old 01-26-2013, 02:32 PM   #77
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I dunno. 6 months probably wouldn't be enough for me to travel to the gay side.

Eventually... I still dunno. This is one of those things you can't answer until it happens, imo.

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After 6 months everyone will have a beard, and most people will have lost weight. Look on the bright side. Also, fabulous tans.
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Old 01-26-2013, 02:35 PM   #78
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Here's a vaguely related but equally hypothetical question:
If a gay guy offered to have sex with you, and no-one would ever know that you'd done it, would you do it just for the experience?
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Old 01-26-2013, 02:36 PM   #79
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The only thing that sounds less fun than gay sex, is sandy gay sex.
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Old 01-26-2013, 02:36 PM   #80
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Here's a vaguely related but equally hypothetical question:
If a gay guy offered to have sex with you, and no-one would ever know that you'd done it, would you do it just for the experience?

No.

1) It's gay, which is awkward for me, and

2) He "offered" it. That exceeds my awkward tolerance.
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