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Old 01-27-2013, 12:16 AM   #41
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I know what you're trying to say here, but when you put it like that it seems like circumsion would be the better choice for pure convenience.
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Old 01-27-2013, 12:16 AM   #42
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Circumcision originally started partly to encourage cleanliness, but mostly to reduce the pleasure achieved from sex, which fitted nicely with the Abrahamic nonsense of the time.

Maybe if I have a son someday I won't get him circumcised. Then (when he's old enough, of course), we can tag-team some slut and compare our levels of arousal. Science!

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Or go the less time-consuming and creepy route and just find another guy who's not circumcised.
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Old 01-27-2013, 12:18 AM   #43
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Old 01-27-2013, 12:19 AM   #44
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Maybe if I have a son someday I won't get him circumcised. Then (when he's old enough, of course), we can tag-team some slut and compare our levels of arousal. Science!

?

Or go the less time-consuming and creepy route and just find another guy who's not circumcised.

less nerve endings and shit yo
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Old 01-27-2013, 12:19 AM   #45
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I know what you're trying to say here, but when you put it like that it seems like circumsion would be the better choice for pure convenience.


Just like it would be more convenient for you to have all your teeth pulled and replace them with dentures.

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Maybe if I have a son someday I won't get him circumcised. Then (when he's old enough, of course), we can tag-team some slut and compare our levels of arousal. Science!

Or go the less time-consuming and creepy route and just find another guy who's not circumcised.


Whatever tickles your peeled pickle my friend.
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Old 01-27-2013, 12:19 AM   #46
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Old 01-27-2013, 12:21 AM   #47
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Old 01-27-2013, 12:21 AM   #48
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I've nothing further to say. I don't really have any solid argument.

I'm just outraged...like a bitch.
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the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
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Old 01-27-2013, 12:21 AM   #49
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Just like it would be more convenient for you to have all your teeth pulled and replace them with dentures.

Clearly I wasn't advocating it.

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I've nothing further to say. I don't really have any solid argument.

I'm just outraged...like a bitch.

This is what I'm talking about. Circumsized or not, IT. DOES. NOT. ****ING. MATTER.
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Old 01-27-2013, 12:23 AM   #50
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Old 01-27-2013, 12:24 AM   #51
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I've nothing further to say. I don't really have any solid argument.

I'm just outraged...like a bitch.


It's only penis, why you heff to be med?
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Old 01-27-2013, 12:24 AM   #52
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Old 01-27-2013, 12:25 AM   #53
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Old 01-27-2013, 12:26 AM   #54
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Why would anybody give this much of a **** about penises?

This. For real. I can't believe we officially have a thread about circumcision.

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I just read that only one member of Protest The Hero still has a foreskin.

And the fact that someone bothered enough to find out about this is even more mind blowing. So this plus this thread = a complete cluster what the fork?
Edit: No, make that a complete mind forking cluster what?
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Old 01-27-2013, 12:28 AM   #55
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so deep <3
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Old 01-27-2013, 12:28 AM   #56
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This is what I'm talking about. Circumsized or not, IT. DOES. NOT. ****ING. MATTER.



It does because you do an unnecessary procedure it without the child's consent. Shit's fucked up.


I am circumcised.
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Old 01-27-2013, 12:29 AM   #57
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Old 01-27-2013, 12:29 AM   #58
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the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
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Old 01-27-2013, 12:32 AM   #59
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Old 01-27-2013, 12:33 AM   #60
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I've nothing further to say. I don't really have any solid argument.

I'm just outraged...like a bitch.


You're acting like this is the first time some questionable tradition is still sticking around.

Also were you not aware of this or something?
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