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Old 01-27-2013, 05:57 AM   #1
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What's the most embarrassing you've done to impress a girl?

C'mon Pit, share those cringy teen/pre-teen stories.

Ok, here's my story.

I played a song on my guitar and dedicated it to this girl I had a crush on in front of about 50 people in our school. She was there, she loved the song, yadda yadda yadda "Omg that was so sweet". The next day I see her holding hands and kissing another guy. She never told anyone that she had a boyfriend.

I felt like a massive tool.

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Old 01-27-2013, 05:59 AM   #2
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I went with my girlfriend to see the boyband JLS live. Don't know if any of you Americans will know them, but all the Brits will. I didn't really mind, we'd been together a while so I wasn't exactly trying to impress her, but it's still pretty embarrassing.
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Old 01-27-2013, 06:00 AM   #3
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I made her birthday cards and got her flowers for valentine's day. I was too nervous to talk to her, and the only way I could get myself to approach her is when I had something to give her.

Long story short, everyone thinks I'm a creep, which is understandable.
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Old 01-27-2013, 06:04 AM   #4
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I was myself..






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Old 01-27-2013, 06:04 AM   #5
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I haven't really embarrassed myself for a girl. Iv only gone after two girls and was successful both times.
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Old 01-27-2013, 06:06 AM   #6
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Old 01-27-2013, 06:07 AM   #7
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I haven't really embarrassed myself for a girl. Iv only gone after two girls and was successful both times.


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Old 01-27-2013, 06:09 AM   #8
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Hey you have my old avatar! You got that off invisible movement didnt you?
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Old 01-27-2013, 06:10 AM   #9
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who? me? it's shadow collide with people by john frusciante.
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Old 01-27-2013, 06:14 AM   #10
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Yeah breh, Im well aware. I'm pretty sure you got that image from invisible-movement.net. My avatar is his collab with Omar Rodriguez. Hopefully since Marx volta stopped john and omar form a band.
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Old 01-27-2013, 06:14 AM   #11
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I've never actually tried to impress a girl. They've always just been impressed by me. I've always tried hard to impress guys, can't remember one specific thing though.
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Old 01-27-2013, 06:14 AM   #12
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I haven't really embarrassed myself for a girl. Iv only gone after two girls and was successful both times with my chloroform rag.


Well THAT explains it.
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Old 01-27-2013, 06:14 AM   #13
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She was going for school captain so I wrote "VOTE FOR [BLANK]" in smashing great letters on my arm.
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Yeah breh, Im well aware. I'm pretty sure you got that image from invisible-movement.net. My avatar is his collab with Omar Rodriguez. Hopefully since Marx volta stopped john and omar form a band.


ehm... i just downloaded the image and resized it...
don't know what invisible-movement.net is braa
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Old 01-27-2013, 06:16 AM   #15
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When I was 12 I was the new kid at a new school and in a new country. The kids at the school were really friendly though and I was invited to a party the first weekend.

I was sitting in front of the cooler on a deck chair. A cute girl called out my name and asked me to pass her a drink. I thought I would be mr cool guy and lean back on the chair to grab the drink out of the cooler. Only I leaned back too far I ended up ass deep in the cooler with my legs and arms haning out and everyone laughing.

I laughed it off but felt like such a tool.
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Old 01-27-2013, 06:19 AM   #16
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I bought a girl a fake rose. The problem was I also bought 4 or 5 other girls fake roses.

This was like 1st grade.

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Old 01-27-2013, 07:24 AM   #17
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I wrote a song for a girl I had a crush on, .. she liked it and I got laid

*things went better than expected*
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Old 01-27-2013, 07:45 AM   #18
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I've intentionally pulled off some cringeworthingly bad slapstick to make girls laugh, it usually worked aswell
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Old 01-27-2013, 07:47 AM   #19
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did her homework..

i was desperate and whipped

when it didn't work out, i put on my fedora and whined about it so much..

if i could go back in time, i'd prob punch myself in the balls
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Old 01-27-2013, 07:54 AM   #20
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did her homework..

i was desperate and whipped

when it didn't work out, i put on my fedora and whined about it so much..

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