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Old 01-27-2013, 07:57 AM   #21
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I wrote a song for a girl I had a crush on, .. she liked it and I got laid

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Old 01-27-2013, 08:04 AM   #22
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Walked around with a huge boner in class, hoping to get laid.
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Old 01-27-2013, 08:28 AM   #23
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I wrote a song for a girl I had a crush on, .. she liked it and I got laid

*things went better than expected*


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Old 01-27-2013, 08:35 AM   #24
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did her homework..

i was desperate and whipped

when it didn't work out, i put on my fedora and whined about it so much..

if i could go back in time, i'd prob punch myself in the balls


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Old 01-27-2013, 08:39 AM   #25
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Jason Mraz, what are you doing here?

At prom I grabbed a rose from one of the tables and put it in my mouth and danced with a girl, she then took the rose out of my mouth into hers; was pretty cool.


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Old 01-27-2013, 08:40 AM   #26
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Old 01-27-2013, 09:04 AM   #27
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Well, I had a few drinks more than what anyone would suggest if you are going out with a crush and her friends. So I ended up telling her what I weeeeaaally feeeel about her and she said she didn't like me like that and blahblah. I just smiled and said "I'm probably drunk, you know, so let's forget about it." Then I turned around, walked away and kicked over a thrash bin and got arrested.

It was a fun night.
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Old 01-27-2013, 09:11 AM   #28
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Got completely naked in a club, bit embarrassing.
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Old 01-27-2013, 09:17 AM   #29
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Got completely naked in a club, bit embarrassing.

omg i just laughed so hard.

"bit embarassing." hahahahzaaha
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Old 01-27-2013, 09:17 AM   #30
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Well, I had a few drinks more than what anyone would suggest if you are going out with a crush and her friends. So I ended up telling her what I weeeeaaally feeeel about her and she said she didn't like me like that and blahblah. I just smiled and said "I'm probably drunk, you know, so let's forget about it." Then I turned around, walked away and kicked over a thrash bin and got arrested.

It was a fun night.


Sounds like an Inbetweeners episode.
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Old 01-27-2013, 09:18 AM   #31
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Inbetween crushes? xD What do you mean?
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Old 01-27-2013, 09:23 AM   #32
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Banged her in full view of some drunk Brits outside a McDonalds in Greece.
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Old 01-27-2013, 09:24 AM   #33
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Inbetween crushes? xD What do you mean?




Inbetweeners is a British comedy tv show.
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Old 01-27-2013, 09:28 AM   #34
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OMG, that's hilarious, and yes, it would probably be like one of those episodes... There was this other time where I tried to impress a girl by drinking Tequila shots. I stopped when I shot the last one into my eye, fell on the floor and puked down the stairs.
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Old 01-27-2013, 09:30 AM   #35
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That could also be an Inbetweeners episode.
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Old 01-27-2013, 09:35 AM   #36
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That could also be an Inbetweeners episode.


That would be Neil, no doubt.
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Old 01-27-2013, 10:12 AM   #37
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I never embarrassed myself trying to impress someone (I practically only do things I'm certain of), but I have done some pretty stupid shit in front of people, not only girls.
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Old 01-27-2013, 10:16 AM   #38
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Girl I liked said guys were fit with wet hair. So obviously, I grabbed the nearest water bottle and poured it over my head.

3 seconds later she was kissing him. Boof*ckingyah.
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Old 01-27-2013, 10:28 AM   #39
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I went with my girlfriend to see the boyband JLS live. Don't know if any of you Americans will know them, but all the Brits will. I didn't really mind, we'd been together a while so I wasn't exactly trying to impress her, but it's still pretty embarrassing.

I feel your pain - I went to see All American Rejects (not as bad as JLS, but given that I mostly listen to heavier rock and metal) in Yr 11 (about 15 years old).
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Old 01-27-2013, 10:39 AM   #40
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Well, I had a few drinks more than what anyone would suggest if you are going out with a crush and her friends. So I ended up telling her what I weeeeaaally feeeel about her and she said she didn't like me like that and blahblah. I just smiled and said "I'm probably drunk, you know, so let's forget about it." Then I turned around, walked away and kicked over a thrash bin and got arrested.

It was a fun night.

Was Dave pissed that you kicked over his home?
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