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Old 01-27-2013, 10:46 AM   #41
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I went to see the first Twilight.
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Old 01-27-2013, 10:53 AM   #42
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Old 01-27-2013, 10:56 AM   #43
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Showed up at her house and gave her presents. I.E a neckelace and a teddy bear. She didn't even answer the door, her jealoud dad did
I just hung there and said:" Eh, could you..ehm.. give these to ___please?"


I was 11.

She hugged at school the day after, I felt like such a boss
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Old 01-27-2013, 11:04 AM   #44
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I also saw Twilight. All of them, apart from the last one. Although the 1st and 2nd I saw with friends, but the 3rd and 4th I definitely only agreed to go to impress a girl.
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Old 01-27-2013, 11:06 AM   #45
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I also saw Twilight. All of them, apart from the last one. Although the 1st and 2nd I saw with friends, but the 3rd and 4th I definitely only agreed to go to impress a girl.


Did you...did you at least get some?
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We're a generation of men raised by women. I'm wondering if another woman is really the answer we need.
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Old 01-27-2013, 11:10 AM   #46
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I went down on her

Not really embarrassing, just reeeeeally not fun.
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Old 01-27-2013, 11:10 AM   #47
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I went down on her

Not really embarrassing, just reeeeeally not fun.


Wat.


Why not?
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Old 01-27-2013, 11:11 AM   #48
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Nothing is worse than going to a film you don't want to see just to impress a girl.

I took a girl to go and St. Trinians (the first film) once.

I loved it...
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Old 01-27-2013, 11:12 AM   #49
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Wat.


Why not?

This.

I'm a big fan of it, to be honest.

Plus, the enjoyment she gets from it if done right just adds to my enjoyment and excitment.
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Old 01-27-2013, 11:13 AM   #50
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This.

I'm a big fan of it, to be honest.

Plus, the enjoyment she gets from it if done right just adds to my enjoyment and excitment.


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Old 01-27-2013, 11:15 AM   #51
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My favorite position is them sitting on my face.

I fought a guy for a girl... and lost
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Old 01-27-2013, 11:16 AM   #52
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Wat.


Why not?


Because vaginas are kinda gross tbh, don't say you don't think that, because you do, and you know it.

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Plus, the enjoyment she gets from it if done right just adds to my enjoyment and excitment.


This is the only thing i like about doing it really.
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Old 01-27-2013, 11:32 AM   #53
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Did you...did you at least get some?

Of course. Took the same girl to those two Twilight films and the JLS gig, believe me I get plenty
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Old 01-27-2013, 11:38 AM   #54
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I myspace messaged the super hot chick in my class about how much I liked her. Then she told me she was gonna print out what I say and bring it to school to show everyone how much of a creep I was. I somehow got out of it by saying it was a dare.

I don't think I've done anything else too embarrassing, and I'd like to think I've grown out of that by now.
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Old 01-27-2013, 11:38 AM   #55
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Oh we also went to see St. Trinians 2. Holy **** was that movie crap.
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Old 01-27-2013, 11:52 AM   #56
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In middle school (I was 11 or so) I asked a girl I was friends with to talk to me after school. After school she was waiting outside, so I walked out and was all like "I totally love you, girl, so like, be my lover". She laughed and was like "uhhhh seeya tomorrow!"

I gradually lost interest and she gradually became the unsavory person she is today, so I guess it all works out. There's plenty of other dumb, embarrassing things I did, but thankfully I don't remember most of them.
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Old 01-27-2013, 11:57 AM   #57
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Old 01-27-2013, 11:59 AM   #58
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I don't usually have to do anything impress anyone... I just kind of exist in their vicinity, and it either happens or it doesn't. A subtle but common trend I've noticed about guys who are doing stupid things when they're into me is that some of them will drive like maniacs, or in some other way try to show off driving skills. Especially if they drive stick. Or they'll roll fat blunts, but that's just awesome. Except when you combine the two sometimes... And that's how this guy ended up lightly hittingme with his car as I was crossing the street behind his car. We were both completely stoned and I just laughed it off. He was freaked out. XD

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Old 01-27-2013, 12:14 PM   #59
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Not so much trying to impress her, but the most humiliating thing I've ever managed was I offered to walk this friend I had a thing for to her car after a final exam that we had together. I had done it before, so I figured it wouldn't be presumptuous to offer. Asked her where she was parked to see if it was along the way to where I was heading. She panicked and said "I don't know." A little later she asks this other guy we were talking to to walk her to her car.

I still lie awake a night thinking about the fact that a girl said "I don't know where my car is" to me. Like... holy shit. Not even really bothered by her asking another dude, but seeing her go wide-eyed with terror as she tries to come up with a decent excuse to not have me walk her to her car... I shivered from embarrassment just writing this, remembering.
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Old 01-27-2013, 12:17 PM   #60
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Not so much trying to impress her, but the most humiliating thing I've ever managed was I offered to walk this friend I had a thing for to her car after a final exam that we had together. I had done it before, so I figured it wouldn't be presumptuous to offer. Asked her where she was parked to see if it was along the way to where I was heading. She panicked and said "I don't know."

I still lie awake a night thinking about the fact that a girl said "I don't know where my car is" to me. Like... holy shit.


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