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Old 01-27-2013, 07:28 PM   #41
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That's almost enough to justify a war in the middle-east
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Old 01-27-2013, 07:30 PM   #42
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Yeah, I was quite shocked to see this. Read something about the bouncers not allowing some people to leave because they haven't paid for drinks.
I will assume this is false because otherwise I would shit myself with mad.
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Old 01-27-2013, 07:35 PM   #43
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I wonder how good burnt human flesh smells like. I wonder if I would eat it.


Doesn't smell bad at all in my experience. Rather, much like a barbecue.

That's neither here nor there though...
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Old 01-27-2013, 08:37 PM   #44
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When I was on my first (and only) tour in Nam, there was a few weeks that me and my platoon lived in a small compound that we built, in order to control an important choke point. There was some action there, killed my first person while on that compound. 6, if memory serves me correctly, well there was 4 that i know for sure.

Anyway one time we were smoking a few joints of shitty pot, there wasn't much else to do. The night before we had a raid of a moving unit that came up from the southeast, there was about 20 of them, and we lost 3 guys, so we weren't in the best mood. I don't know who was smoking it when it happened, but the flame on the joint lit up the dried lives that the locals used for the roofs of the huts before we drove them out, and the fire spread so quickly. We were forced to run retreat, and had to set up our operation about a quarter mile east, because we couldn't leave defending the choke point. Was forced to sleep under the stars for a while. But the point is, the way that fire spread so quickly, I can only imagine what it would have been like to not be able to run like we did.
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Old 01-27-2013, 08:56 PM   #45
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I wonder how good burnt human flesh smells like. I wonder if I would eat it.


It is a bit chewy.
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Old 01-27-2013, 09:56 PM   #46
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Doesn't smell bad at all in my experience. Rather, much like a barbecue.

That's neither here nor there though...



^ From what I read the penis is quite sponge-y , maybe that's what you're refering to.
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Old 01-27-2013, 10:00 PM   #47
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I wonder how good burnt human flesh smells like. I wonder if I would eat it.

it's sizzling blood and the unholy stench of murder
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Old 01-27-2013, 10:07 PM   #48
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Yea we would burn the bodies of the vietcong in a pit that we shat and pissed into. We called it the hole. Burning bodies smell pretty bad.
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Old 01-27-2013, 10:21 PM   #49
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Yea we would burn the bodies of the vietcong in a pit that we shat and pissed into. We called it the hole. Burning bodies smell pretty bad.


The dumb doesn't betray you, because you were born in it; raised by it.
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Old 01-27-2013, 10:26 PM   #50
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Is this how you treat our countries veterans?
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Is this how you treat our countries veterans?


Yes.

We also cut off their medical benefits.
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Old 01-27-2013, 10:30 PM   #52
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It would be very painful






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Old 01-28-2013, 12:33 AM   #54
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Holy shit, man! How did the venue get away with not having the fire exit easy to get through?

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Old 01-28-2013, 12:43 AM   #57
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I wish I could feel confident that in America if something like this happened that those who had escaped alive and able would have actually turned right around to help.
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Old 01-28-2013, 02:17 AM   #58
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Old 01-28-2013, 03:09 AM   #59
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I wish I could feel confident that in America if something like this happened that those who had escaped alive and able would have actually turned right around to help.

Nope :I

A burning hospital? Sure. A burning school? Definitely. But a burning nightclub? No way in hell.

I can't even begin to imagine how terrifying it must be to be completely trapped in a hole underground that's on fire.
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Old 01-28-2013, 03:47 AM   #60
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I can't even begin to imagine how terrifying it must be to be completely trapped in a hole underground that's on fire.
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