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Old 01-27-2013, 08:59 PM   #1
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Old 01-27-2013, 09:00 PM   #2
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Old 01-27-2013, 09:00 PM   #3
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Old 01-27-2013, 09:00 PM   #4
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Old 01-27-2013, 09:00 PM   #5
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Old 01-27-2013, 09:01 PM   #6
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Old 01-27-2013, 09:02 PM   #7
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Old 01-27-2013, 09:02 PM   #8
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I JUST FINISHED WATCHING RETURN OF THE KING LITERALLY 20 MINUTES AGO. I'M SO UP FOR THIS.
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Old 01-27-2013, 09:02 PM   #9
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Old 01-27-2013, 09:02 PM   #10
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Ok, the troll is coming to take the princess. Her tits are huge, btw, and got that fat cake. This troll is that nigga tho so we gotta jump him together or he'll rape the shit out of her
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Old 01-27-2013, 09:05 PM   #11
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Old 01-27-2013, 09:06 PM   #12
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I roll a 17 on my delegation skill check. What happens now?
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Old 01-27-2013, 09:08 PM   #13
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The troll cracks you're bitch skull with his Wooden Club of the River Yew. He deals 114 dmg. and you die.
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Old 01-27-2013, 09:10 PM   #14
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pussy little bitch had less than 114 health
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Old 01-27-2013, 09:10 PM   #15
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Old 01-27-2013, 09:11 PM   #17
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The troll cracks you're bitch skull with his Wooden Club of the River Yew. He deals 114 dmg. and you die.


I have 164 HP.

Okay 16 on armor check for my +2 microphone of orating. Do I do damage?
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Old 01-27-2013, 09:15 PM   #18
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I have 164 HP.

Okay 16 on armor check for my +2 microphone of orating. Do I do damage?


The troll has been hurt by 34 damage and get's a rage bonus of +80% ATK and -60% stamina. I move in from the back and slip on in. The troll dies and the princess let's me hit dat hard body.
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Old 01-27-2013, 09:16 PM   #19
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Lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt!


lightning bolt is unlocked at level 6 and you're level 3
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