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Old 01-27-2013, 11:55 PM   #21
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Yeah well if you had a plate full of water I'm sure you gained less than the kid eating a plate full of McDonalds

Not that anyone puts McDonalds on a plate.

Poor people might. On paper plates.



The emphasis wasn't apparent, but it was meant to be centered on them overfeeding, rather than his poor exercise.
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Old 01-27-2013, 11:55 PM   #22
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Old 01-27-2013, 11:56 PM   #23
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it'd be cheaper to just forego the paper plate obv.

on-topic: circumcision.


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Old 01-27-2013, 11:59 PM   #24
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Keeping kids out way later than they should be out. Especially at late movies. Late movies that six year olds probably shouldn't be seeing.
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Old 01-27-2013, 11:59 PM   #25
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You underestimate the psychological importance of feeling fancy
Plus it's easier to watch TV while eating if you're doing it off a plate.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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Old 01-28-2013, 12:00 AM   #26
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Plus it's easier to watch TV while eating if you're doing it off a plate.


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Old 01-28-2013, 12:04 AM   #27
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I've done fast food on a plate before, it feels weird, but it's definitely easier to watch TV.

Plus you don't have to keep reaching in the bag.
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Old 01-28-2013, 12:04 AM   #28
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When parents overly baby their kids with safety and shit. Let the little dude have a childhood.
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Old 01-28-2013, 12:05 AM   #29
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I ate Chipotle today and I put a plate in my lap to catch falling food/I'm pathetic.
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i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

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Old 01-28-2013, 12:06 AM   #30
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Kids on a leash pisses me off. Having to treat them like an animal because you're too lazy to parent them properly.
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Old 01-28-2013, 12:06 AM   #31
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Seeing an overweight woman walking around with her immensely overweight 13 or 14 year old daughter that weighs more than me.

What's even more surprising is that they were walking around.

What really annoys me is when (usually stereotypical redneck) people are really harsh on their kids. I see it quite a bit at work. I'm not a parent, so I don't have first-hand experience, but I'm fairly sure I've see a few lines get crossed.
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There's this burrito place here called Salsita's that makes the best damn burritos ever ever ever, and I totally had one split apart and murder my lap with its delicious innards of guacamole, beans, ground beef, potatoes....pico de gallo.....tomatoes.....lettuce.....mmmmm
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Old 01-28-2013, 12:07 AM   #33
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+1 to ignoring your kids.

Also, it's irritatating when I see people here say things like "your parents own you." They don't own you. You live by their rules, and you respect them, but you aren't property.

Also, one time I saw this obese white lady with a little black boy on one of those leash things, and it had a monkey theme going on, with the tail and everything. The fack??!!
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Old 01-28-2013, 12:09 AM   #34
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Kids on a leash pisses me off.

lol no way.

oh and parents who ruin fun. like my mom got all mad at me when i was a kid because i kept going inside the little clothes displays that are in a little circle and chilling there popping out and trying to scare ppl looking at pants and shit. she was all "**** you kid we're going home" and now I can't do that anymore because I'm an adult. Bitch.
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Old 01-28-2013, 12:09 AM   #35
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I've only seen this one maybe once or twice in my life, but kids calling their dad "sir" just sounds indicative of a way too strict parenting environment.
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I was hanging with a friend who I haven't seen since high school, and he has a baby now, and man he had no issue smoking pot while the baby was alone inside. Poor thing.
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Old 01-28-2013, 12:10 AM   #37
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There's this burrito place here called Salsita's that makes the best damn burritos ever ever ever, and I totally had one split apart and murder my lap with its delicious innards of guacamole, beans, ground beef, potatoes....pico de gallo.....tomatoes.....lettuce.....mmmmm

blake, do you have a food fetish? 'Cause, I mean I respect your choices and all, but I hope you were at least wearing underwear...

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I was hanging with a friend who I haven't seen since high school, and he has a baby now, and man he had no issue smoking pot while the baby was alone inside. Poor thing.

Smoking a cigarette or cigar near your kid is just as bad. Ruining the poor kid's lungs before they're even fully developed...
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Old 01-28-2013, 12:10 AM   #38
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There's this burrito place here called Salsita's that makes the best damn burritos ever ever ever, and I totally had one split apart and murder my lap with its delicious innards of guacamole, beans, ground beef, potatoes....pico de gallo.....tomatoes.....lettuce.....mmmmm


The **** does that have to do with parenting?
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There's this burrito place here called Salsita's that makes the best damn burritos ever ever ever, and I totally had one split apart and murder my lap with its delicious innards of guacamole, beans, ground beef, potatoes....pico de gallo.....tomatoes.....lettuce.....mmmmm
Before I moved I'd go to this burrito place that was on Food Network once pretty regularly. My roommate's burrito would always drip all over him cuz he tried to be a hero and take it out of the foil.
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oh and parents who ruin fun. like my mom got all mad at me when i was a kid because i kept going inside the little clothes displays that are in a little circle and chilling there popping out and trying to scare ppl looking at pants and shit. she was all "**** you kid we're going home" and now I can't do that anymore because I'm an adult. Bitch.


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