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Old 01-28-2013, 01:52 AM   #1
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Can't stop pooing

So I've already sat on the throne four times today and my stomach is telling me the time is near once again. It's beggining to burn and I'm getting sick of it. Is there any simple remedy to help an upset stomach? I don't want to go to the store, I'm not sure what to buy for this even if I did go.
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Old 01-28-2013, 01:52 AM   #2
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Stop being gay.


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Old 01-28-2013, 01:53 AM   #3
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That sounds like it would be awesome. I'm getting excited just imagining how empty and clean you'd feel afterwards. I'm envious of your situation OP
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Old 01-28-2013, 01:53 AM   #4
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Stop being gay.

Wouldn't getting his shit pushed in fix the problem?
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Old 01-28-2013, 01:54 AM   #5
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Stick an ice cube up your ass to numb it. At least it won't burn anymore.
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Old 01-28-2013, 01:55 AM   #6
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Wouldn't getting his shit pushed in fix the problem?

Have you ever seen Zach and Miri Make a Porno? Its a complex situation.
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Old 01-28-2013, 01:55 AM   #7
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Sounds like a lot of poopla
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Old 01-28-2013, 01:56 AM   #8
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Old 01-28-2013, 01:57 AM   #9
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Last time this happened to me, my doctor recommended that I plug my poopy hole with a cork. That did the trick.


EDIT: ^why does this always happen
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Old 01-28-2013, 02:02 AM   #10
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Can't.
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Caring!

There, I said it.
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Old 01-28-2013, 02:04 AM   #11
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I wish I knew how to quit you, PoisonousNipple.
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Old 01-28-2013, 02:05 AM   #12
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Old 01-28-2013, 02:07 AM   #13
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Old 01-28-2013, 02:11 AM   #14
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Shove somebody else's pooh up your rectum; Preferably somebody healthy who's closely related to you.

http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/foru...d.php?t=1583655


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Old 01-28-2013, 02:13 AM   #15
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Pooing isn't rocket science mate.
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Old 01-28-2013, 02:33 AM   #16
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been taking it in the pooper again eh m8?
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Old 01-28-2013, 02:36 AM   #17
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Lol wow. You ain't gonna pick up any chicks soon if you're complaining of your poo on a guitar forum bro.
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Old 01-28-2013, 02:37 AM   #18
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He doesn't care about picking up chicks!







He's gay! God!!!!
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Old 01-28-2013, 02:38 AM   #19
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^ Actually, yeah. That explains a lot.
Like... in more ways than one.
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Old 01-28-2013, 02:40 AM   #20
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lol a poisonousnipple thread that doesn't start with some shitty youtube video
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