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Old 01-28-2013, 02:40 AM   #21
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Like fo shizzo that shit will probably help.
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Old 01-28-2013, 02:57 AM   #22
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Old 01-28-2013, 03:16 AM   #23
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Old 01-28-2013, 03:24 AM   #24
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Dude, you got that stomach flu. You're gonna die.

That's what you get for ****ing so many elderly and children.
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Old 01-28-2013, 04:13 AM   #25
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Pooing isn't rocket science mate.


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Old 01-28-2013, 04:22 AM   #26
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Atleast it's just one day, i have Crohns disease which makes me shit around six times everyday. Mix cramps and the inability to eat alot of my favorite foods in there, it's no fun but best advice is get some four ply bog roll and maybe some lube.... sounds like you're gay
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Old 01-28-2013, 04:22 AM   #27
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^this.

Eat rice, Nips. Like, Korea's whole crop of rice. Then, if you're still shitting your pants, just shoot yourself.
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Old 01-28-2013, 05:36 AM   #28
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^this.

Eat rice, Nips. Like, Korea's whole crop of rice. Then, if you're still shitting your pants, just shoot yourself.


We eat rice like twice a day. And i never had pooping problems or some shit ass alien thing on the toilet bowl.
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Old 01-28-2013, 05:38 AM   #29
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Dip your finger in chili powder and then insert it into your anus.
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Old 01-28-2013, 05:51 AM   #30
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Shitty thread!
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Old 01-28-2013, 06:35 AM   #31
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If it's diarrhea, you just need to bear through it, it's how your system responds to food poisoning, you should also drink much since you lose a lot of fluid and risk dehydration.

If it's often for you, you should take a look at your diet and change things. Best if you consult an actual doctor though.
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Old 01-28-2013, 06:41 AM   #32
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Best if you consult an actual doctor though.


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The Pit's advice is the best he is gonna get.

TS hasn't replied to anyone in this thread....

I think he drowned in his shit
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Old 01-28-2013, 06:42 AM   #33
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So I've already sat on the throne four times today and my stomach is telling me the time is near once again. It's beggining to burn and I'm getting sick of it. Is there any simple remedy to help an upset stomach? I don't want to go to the store, I'm not sure what to buy for this even if I did go.

have you tried a cork?
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Old 01-28-2013, 07:34 AM   #34
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Old 01-28-2013, 07:44 AM   #35
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What a load of sheet.
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Old 01-28-2013, 08:12 AM   #36
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Old 01-28-2013, 08:35 AM   #37
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you have two options.
plug your butt with a large buttplug, or go to the chemist and buy some laxatives and flush it all out.
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Old 01-28-2013, 08:41 AM   #38
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You have only one choice. The anus ring must be destroyed.
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Old 01-28-2013, 09:35 AM   #39
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But seriously. Put icy hot on your butt. It'll stop things
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Old 01-28-2013, 09:39 AM   #40
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