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Old 01-28-2013, 05:49 PM   #1
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How does the pit relate to cleavage? Do you peek, do you linger, do you not look at all? Does it affect your behavior when your conversation partner displays it?
And, to the breast owners (as well as/or watchers), do you display cleavage and what do you think of those who look at it?


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Old 01-28-2013, 05:50 PM   #2
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Old 01-28-2013, 05:52 PM   #3
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Cleavage > boobs.

I only ever glance quickly on accident. Anything's better than being caught doing it.
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Old 01-28-2013, 05:52 PM   #4
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Old 01-28-2013, 05:52 PM   #5
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i don't know if it affects my behavior. probably.

but i definitely look.

and at the booties too.
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Old 01-28-2013, 05:52 PM   #6
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It's best to make a bold comment indicating that the prospective beau's cleavage is indeed visible and that you will most likely stare at it, so that the aforementioned woman ceases to panic when she inevitable catches you giving it a good hard stare.
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Old 01-28-2013, 05:53 PM   #7
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If I'm just out and about and see titties, I tend to look directly at the cleavage, regardless of the owner's oblivion.


If I'm talking to a girl or just generally care about her opinion of me, I don't look unless I know I've got a safe second to look.
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Old 01-28-2013, 05:55 PM   #8
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Old 01-28-2013, 05:55 PM   #9
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I was expecting boob pics, TS you suck
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Old 01-28-2013, 05:57 PM   #10
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I was expecting boob pics, TS you suck

30% of the internet is porn and yet you posted that.
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Old 01-28-2013, 05:58 PM   #11
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30% of the internet is porn and yet you posted that.



you can't talk about cleavage without reference pictures
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Old 01-28-2013, 06:01 PM   #12
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you can't talk about cleavage without reference pictures

Well here we are.
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Old 01-28-2013, 06:02 PM   #13
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Boobs are terrific. If they're on show I'll have a cheeky scope.
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Old 01-28-2013, 06:04 PM   #14
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I like cleavage
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Old 01-28-2013, 06:06 PM   #15
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this thread needs a good cleaning.
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Old 01-28-2013, 06:06 PM   #16
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I enjoy breasts. I enjoy observing breasts. I don't enjoy being observed by the owners of said breasts while I'm observing. So I abstain.
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Old 01-28-2013, 06:07 PM   #17
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Sure, I'll check it out as much as I can without getting caught.

I'm very careful though. Some guys just don't know how to balance perviness and tact.
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Old 01-28-2013, 06:10 PM   #18
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I quite like cleavage, but rarely look at it directly. I don't think it affects how I talk to someone. Its just boobs, people have them.
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Old 01-28-2013, 06:11 PM   #19
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When I was single I would take my time absorbing the shine off dem titties, but my gf has DDDs, clevage doesnt even affect me anymore.
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Old 01-28-2013, 06:14 PM   #20
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I enjoy breasts. I enjoy observing breasts. I don't enjoy being observed by the owners of said breasts while I'm observing. So I abstain.

Lmfao I thought you said you didn't like being ovserved by the breats youre observing and I imagined the nipples to be the eye of sauron
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