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Old 01-28-2013, 08:28 PM   #1
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Fights.

Has anyone here ever been in a big fight and won? I have. Too many to remember to be honest with you.

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Old 01-28-2013, 08:32 PM   #2
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One time I beat John Cena.
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Old 01-28-2013, 08:32 PM   #3
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John Cena has a micropenis because he uses so many steroids. I heard he injects them straight into his urethra.
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Old 01-28-2013, 08:33 PM   #4
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Old 01-28-2013, 08:34 PM   #5
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One time I beat John Cena.


Oh please! I beat kids like you for breakfast every morning.
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Old 01-28-2013, 08:34 PM   #6
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I'm actually the Undertaker.
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Old 01-28-2013, 08:35 PM   #7
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Oh please! I beat kids like you for breakfast every morning.

Damn, I've never known anyone to take "Leggo my Eggo" so seriously.
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Old 01-28-2013, 08:35 PM   #8
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John Cena has a micropenis because he uses so many steroids. I heard he injects them straight into his urethra.


I inject my spuzz in to your mother's urethra. So you better shut up or have me to deal with. And you don't want to deal with me let me tell you.
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Old 01-28-2013, 08:35 PM   #9
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rasslin fites don't count m8, bet u culdn't fite on a wet wednesday nite in stoke
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Old 01-28-2013, 08:35 PM   #10
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Old 01-28-2013, 08:37 PM   #11
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Behold what I say: Shut up.
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Old 01-28-2013, 08:38 PM   #13
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Only at times, though.
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What does even mean? I'll throw at ladder at you in two seconds flat.
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Old 01-28-2013, 08:39 PM   #15
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What does even mean? I'll throw at ladder at you in two seconds flat.



Careful! You might tear a few arm muscles again.
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Dude i like rap and stuff. Im a furry and I also have a wolf plush with a hole that i use at times.


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HOW BIG IS BATISTAS DICK?



From Sinbad @ F4Wonline.


This big <------------------------------->
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Careful! You might tear a few arm muscles again.

If I tear anything it will your arms off your body.
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Old 01-28-2013, 08:40 PM   #18
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Obviously you wouldn't get the joke. The last time you were shooting, it was an ex-employee on a pool table.



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CAREFUL I know how to MAT wrestle.
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Only at times, though.
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Old 01-28-2013, 08:40 PM   #19
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Old 01-28-2013, 08:41 PM   #20
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