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Old 01-29-2013, 12:45 AM   #1
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Help Me Paint My Table

I have an 8' x 4' table sitting in my dining room, all boring and white. I haven't had the motivation to paint it with something interesting, so I'm hoping the Pit will inspire me with its creative geniuses. So Pit, get with the inspiring already.

MS Paint demonstrations are highly encouraged.
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Old 01-29-2013, 12:45 AM   #2
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Old 01-29-2013, 12:47 AM   #3
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I started a paint drawing, but then I realized I'm colorblind. Truth hurts
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Old 01-29-2013, 12:51 AM   #4
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Paint It Black.
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Old 01-29-2013, 12:55 AM   #5
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paint it red with the blood of the innocents
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Old 01-29-2013, 12:56 AM   #6
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Paint it like that.
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Old 01-29-2013, 01:05 AM   #7
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Paint a picture of Het' on it. And paint "LuLu" on the legs in drippy dried blood red.
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Old 01-29-2013, 01:34 AM   #8
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5150 paint would be kinda cool on a table
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Old 01-29-2013, 01:47 AM   #9
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Just start making some streaks and create your own ideas. If you screw up then just paint over it.
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Old 01-29-2013, 01:50 AM   #10
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Put wallpaper on it
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Old 01-29-2013, 01:53 AM   #11
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Blood splatter would be kind of cool. Make it look like you butchered someone/something on the table.
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Old 01-29-2013, 02:03 AM   #12
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Why has no one suggested dicks yet?
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Old 01-29-2013, 02:08 AM   #13
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Give us each a section of the able and we'll draw, dammit!
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Old 01-29-2013, 02:09 AM   #14
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Old 01-29-2013, 02:09 AM   #15
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Old 01-29-2013, 02:20 AM   #16
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Write "I AM THE TABLE" on it in huge letters

EDIT: also, I have always wanted to paint an object by shooting it with a paintball gun in various colors
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Old 01-29-2013, 02:28 AM   #17
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I started a paint drawing, but then I realized I'm colorblind. Truth hurts

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Old 01-29-2013, 02:52 AM   #18
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dude you should draw a dick. like a purple dick.

and then write haha on it so when people walk in adn say haha its a penis, your table can be like haha, i know.
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Old 01-29-2013, 03:00 AM   #19
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Give us each a section of the able and we'll draw, dammit!

You mean, give everyone a square foot, take the 32 best drawings, and make a killer collage?
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Old 01-29-2013, 03:29 AM   #20
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m8 you want something that looks like this



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You mean, give everyone a square foot, take the 32 best drawings, and make a killer collage?


Actually, this would be pretty badass as long as there's some decent pics.
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