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Old 01-29-2013, 08:18 AM   #21
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If it's a guy going girl then pay to have a mold of his penis taken and then a dildo made from it so after he has the operation he can quite literally fuck himself.
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:22 AM   #22
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piss on her, trannies like that shit
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:22 AM   #23
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If it's a guy going girl then pay to have a mold of his penis taken and then a dildo made from it so after he has the operation he can quite literally fuck himself.


That's making a lot of rather large assumptions though...
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:24 AM   #24
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:32 AM   #25
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That's making a lot of rather large assumptions though...

Well if it's the other way around then take a mould of her vagina and have that turned into a fleshlight.
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:38 AM   #26
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:41 AM   #27
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I like the photo idea and the teddy bear.
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:41 AM   #28
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What about something to wear intended for females? It seems like a nice way to communicate that you totally accept her for being a woman, and isn't an unnatural gift to give anyway :3
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:42 AM   #29
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In the interest of true equality, perhaps no one should give a shit.
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:50 AM   #30
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:51 AM   #31
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In the interest of true equality, perhaps no one should give a shit.

Who's talking about equality? If anyone takes a big step in their lives it would not be unusual for their friends to want to celebrate and share in that.
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:52 AM   #32
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If it's a guy going girl then pay to have a mold of his penis taken and then a dildo made from it so after he has the operation he can quite literally fuck himself.

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Old 01-29-2013, 08:54 AM   #33
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Bake her a cake and write PENISES SUCK on it in pink icing.
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Old 01-29-2013, 09:50 AM   #34
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I like the photo idea and the teddy bear.


Get her clothes and makeup. That's what people get me. Well, nobody has gotten me makeup yet, but that will come soon enough. I've gotten plenty of clothes though.
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Old 01-29-2013, 09:55 AM   #35
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Old 01-29-2013, 10:54 AM   #36
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Get her clothes and makeup. That's what people get me. Well, nobody has gotten me makeup yet, but that will come soon enough. I've gotten plenty of clothes though.


Maybe you are just too pretty for make up ;P

Also, what about Jewellery? Or chocolate. Those are generally the safe options when buying a girl a present
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Old 01-29-2013, 10:55 AM   #37
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A hug and a kick in the invisiballs.

Hilarious jokes aside, sounds like you need a new amp.
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Old 01-29-2013, 10:57 AM   #38
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Old 01-29-2013, 11:00 AM   #39
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Maybe you are just too pretty for make up ;P

Also, what about Jewellery? Or chocolate. Those are generally the safe options when buying a girl a present


Thanks, I guess.

Jewellery really depends, since some girls don't wear any at all and those that do only wear certain things, so it's very hit or miss. I guess the same can be said about clothes, but clothes are better because if you have a ton of old stuff, she could surely find something that she likes.

Chocolate... I guess it's the same really: hit or miss. There is also the possibility that she may want to start losing weight for when she starts HRT. Though I'm sure a little bit of chocolate couldn't hurt.

I personally like things that subtly incorporate trans color. Things like scarves for example. Actually, I have this one scarf with the trans colors on right now. I feel like anything that's too attention-drawing is kind of bad, like any sort of t-shirt that says "trans pride" or something on it.

I think it depends on how close you are though. Getting underwear or pads for her for example is a bad idea unless you are very close with her.

Another thing to consider is her timeline as far as transitioning (I'm assuming that she is a transsexual or at least genderqueer). She might not want to any time soon or even ever. If she is not transitioning soon, things like clothing are not as useful for the time being, since she probably will not dress as female except in private.

It's not like there is any sort of standard time frame in terms of coming out and going through different stages of transitioning. She might want to start fairly soon, or she might not want to start for a few years, and this might change as time goes on. For example, when I first started coming out in real life four months ago, I didn't even really want to consider transitioning publicly until at least after graduating, and yet here I am now.
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omg its better than i imagined... so dark and cozy and warm...


Now you have no excuse...

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Old 01-29-2013, 11:02 AM   #40
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Hilarious jokes aside, sounds like you need a new amp.




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