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Old 01-29-2013, 08:06 PM   #1
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Beringer wine

So my friend's mom had a bottle of beringer wine. It caught fire.
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:06 PM   #2
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Good thing they're like $4 a half-gallon.

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Old 01-29-2013, 08:07 PM   #3
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did she accidently the whole fire?
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:09 PM   #4
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she accidentally the whole bottle
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:15 PM   #5
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did they advertise the peak alcohol level rather than the average?
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:18 PM   #6
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that me of this one i and then accidentally my whole pants with crown royal
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:20 PM   #7
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I thought that ts was posting to complain about an unsatisfactory musical equipment purchase, in a grammatically unsound fashion.
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Old 01-29-2013, 08:21 PM   #8
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Your mom sounds pretty hot.
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Old 01-29-2013, 09:11 PM   #9
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Guess she's not good at bering-er wine.
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Old 01-29-2013, 09:20 PM   #10
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Bugera wine is probably a step up, behringer wine has reliability issues ive heard
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Old 01-29-2013, 09:25 PM   #11
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Is this like a poem or something?
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Old 01-29-2013, 09:28 PM   #12
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did they advertise the peak alcohol level rather than the average?



I saw this and was confused for a second, but then I got it and loled.
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Old 01-29-2013, 10:28 PM   #13
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Old 01-29-2013, 10:44 PM   #14
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Should have gone with Marshall Wine
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