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Old 01-29-2013, 10:50 PM   #21
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Old 01-29-2013, 10:55 PM   #22
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you become a man by killing a man, thus inheriting his manhood. manhood lasts until someone kills you for your manhood or you just die.





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Old 01-29-2013, 10:57 PM   #23
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Old 01-29-2013, 10:59 PM   #24
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I don't really get the whole "being a man" thing, and I don't really put much stock in the fact that I am a man.

I don't:
- like watching sports (but loved playing them as a child, and kind of miss them now)
- like cars
- like fighting (I often feel like beating the shit out of people, but violence just makes me sick, and I don't want to go to jail)
- chase after women

I do like beer, and, for some weird reason, when in a bar, I refuse to lose at pool when any women are around. That's about it.
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the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
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Old 01-29-2013, 11:03 PM   #25
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Can finish a 12" pizza


I can easily finish a 16" 'za. Plus facial hair, so much facial hair.
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the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
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Old 01-29-2013, 11:05 PM   #26
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Observe the man's manly mannerisms closely.


I came in here to post Ron Swanson paraphernalia. Clearly you have bested me. For now.
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Old 01-29-2013, 11:10 PM   #27
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Old 01-29-2013, 11:15 PM   #28
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Old 01-29-2013, 11:17 PM   #29
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This is a GIGANTIC must. All men must becomes alcoholics before the age of 12. Their drink of choice will be whiskey, Preferably straight.
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Old 01-29-2013, 11:20 PM   #30
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This is a GIGANTIC must. All men must becomes alcoholics before the age of 12. Their drink of choice will be whiskey, Preferably straight.


I drink straight whiskey too.
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the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
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Old 01-29-2013, 11:22 PM   #31
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I prefer gay whiskey.
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Old 01-29-2013, 11:24 PM   #32
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This is a GIGANTIC must. All men must becomes alcoholics before the age of 12. Their drink of choice will be whiskey, Preferably straight.
Truth. Real men drink bourbon neat. Or scotch, if you're manly and sophisticated.
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Old 01-29-2013, 11:24 PM   #33
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Old 01-29-2013, 11:26 PM   #34
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Guys, guys... You're not truly a man until you've had your first Shirley Temple. I think we can all agree on that.

I remember my first Shirley Temple. It was at some Mexican restaurant and I had it for breakfast.
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Old 01-29-2013, 11:27 PM   #35
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I laugh at 12" pizzas.. and then I eat them. And then I eat a pizza of an acceptable size.
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Old 01-29-2013, 11:29 PM   #36
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This is probably the best example of a true man. ever.

You also have to kill multiple Koreans to be a man.
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Old 01-29-2013, 11:30 PM   #37
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Why are sayings like that so awesome?
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the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
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Old 01-29-2013, 11:36 PM   #38
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I say, "Fuck you, bitch" to anyone who isn't manly enough!



In all seriousness, being a man is about being responsible for your actions and owning up to them when you fuck up. It's also about decisiveness and sticking to your decisions. (No one likes a man who says, "Maybe I'll do this instead" and can't even decide wtf he wants for breakfast, guys.)

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Also, a fashionable beard (read: well-trimmed) and such is a plus in a man.
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Old 01-29-2013, 11:38 PM   #39
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Old 01-29-2013, 11:44 PM   #40
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I feel manliest when I'm bringing home the shopping.
When I'm drinking a pint.
When I'm checking out wimenz.
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