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Old 01-29-2013, 11:45 PM   #41
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Do you get PTSD walking down arena stairs? If yes, man.
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Old 01-29-2013, 11:47 PM   #42
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I feel manliest when I'm bringing home the shopping.


I think of that as quite feminine, probably because my mother was the only person who did it when I was a child.
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the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
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Old 01-29-2013, 11:49 PM   #43
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Do you get PTSD walking down arena stairs? If yes, man.


I've seen some things, man...and some stuff..
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Old 01-29-2013, 11:50 PM   #44
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Old 01-29-2013, 11:52 PM   #45
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I think of that as quite feminine, probably because my mother was the only person who did it when I was a child.


My father did the weekly shop and he would tie all the bags together into two bundles, throw them over each shoulder and carry them home walking the 20 minutes because 'buses and cars are for pussies who waste money'
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Old 01-29-2013, 11:54 PM   #46
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My father did the weekly shop and he would tie all the bags together into two bundles, throw them over each shoulder and carry them home walking the 20 minutes because 'buses and cars are for pussies who waste money'


Your father was quite the man, man.

I hope some of his manliness rubbed off on you.
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Old 01-29-2013, 11:56 PM   #47
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I feel manliest when I'm bringing home the shopping.


Two trips my ass!
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...but the rape never came
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Old 01-30-2013, 12:08 AM   #48
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I've seen some things, man...and some stuff..


I wouldn't recommend it!



anyway, the guy on the 1800 tequila commercials taught me that I wasn't a man unless I drank his product.
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Old 01-30-2013, 12:30 AM   #49
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A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man.
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Old 01-30-2013, 12:31 AM   #50
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A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man.

What if your family sucks
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Old 01-30-2013, 12:33 AM   #51
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A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man.


A person who quotes shitty gangster films is a c-unt.
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the chinese take-out place my family always ordered from gave you chopsticks, so as a kid it was fun to try & eat with chopsticks
now i just use a fork, 'cuz nothing is fun anymore & i just want to shovel food into my mouth to fill the void
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Old 01-30-2013, 12:35 AM   #52
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  4. Be as mysterious as the dark side of the moon

EDIT: damn it
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Old 01-30-2013, 12:35 AM   #53
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Fart occasionally.
Eat everything.
Masturbate to anything.
Read while taking a dump.
Grow the nails on your foot like an eagle and cut your woman while sexing.

This got me really bad for some reason.
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Old 01-30-2013, 12:35 AM   #54
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Also, +1 to whoever said provide for your family
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Old 01-30-2013, 12:52 AM   #55
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A person who quotes shitty gangster films is a c-unt.


That's from The Godfather...
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Old 01-30-2013, 12:57 AM   #56
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A person who quotes shitty gangster films is a c-unt.

well shit....
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Old 01-30-2013, 01:04 AM   #57
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I do, in fact, have a feminine side, and will on occasion pee sitting down purely for adventure
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Old 01-30-2013, 01:08 AM   #58
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TO BE A MAN YOU MUST HAVE HONOR.

HONOR AND A PENIS.
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I see that town.
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Old 01-30-2013, 01:30 AM   #59
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I do, in fact, have a feminine side, and will on occasion pee sitting down purely for adventure

I pee sitting down all the time
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Old 01-30-2013, 01:33 AM   #60
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I pee sitting down all the time


Relieving yourself while sitting is not manly.

You are not manly.

Men shit while doing a handstand and reciting the national anthem backwards.
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