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Old 01-30-2013, 03:05 AM   #61
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Two trips my ass!

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Two trips are for pussies.
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Old 01-30-2013, 06:11 AM   #62
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Old 01-30-2013, 06:16 AM   #63
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Old 01-30-2013, 06:25 AM   #64
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Or scotch, if you're manly and sophisticated.

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Old 01-30-2013, 06:27 AM   #65
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Old 01-30-2013, 06:29 AM   #66
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Piss directly in to the water

While standing in the bath.
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Old 01-30-2013, 06:36 AM   #67
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Old 01-30-2013, 06:39 AM   #68
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I prefer gay whiskey.

Wait, so Skittles flavoured liquor makes you manly?
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Old 01-30-2013, 09:30 AM   #69
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Doing what you need to do before what you want to do and understanding the difference beyond the age of 18. Whether its for yourself or your fam that to me pretty much signals the point where the kid in you finally takes the backseat.

Under 18 its going to be mostly what you WANT to do but then it will shift to what you HAVE to do once you become an "adult". There are those who transition easily and those who resist it.
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Old 01-30-2013, 09:31 AM   #70
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Old 01-30-2013, 09:34 AM   #71
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Legit lol'd hard at OP, good work.
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Old 01-30-2013, 10:26 AM   #72
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"To be a man you must have honor! Honor and penis!"
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Old 01-30-2013, 10:29 AM   #73
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Old 01-30-2013, 10:29 AM   #74
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My father did the weekly shop and he would tie all the bags together into two bundles, throw them over each shoulder and carry them home walking the 20 minutes because 'buses and cars are for pussies who waste money'


Basically this. My walk is around 25 minutes but I'm strutting like a machine.

Also tucking into a steak. Or camping in the wilderness embracing my inner caveman.
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Old 01-30-2013, 10:31 AM   #75
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Spit occasionally
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You don't let anyone else be better at beer
You don't care what people say
People care what you say
So much muscles
Not enough emotion
Your glare pierces steel
You are a steal
You are steel
You can cut trees, with your mind, in the future
he gets laid
Fixing shit
Can finish a 12" pizza
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These ones are gay though:
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Strong mustache
Get angry at sports
sports
cars
You have a son

Seriously.

Freddy Mercury had a strong moustache, why? Because he was a FAG and it now paying for it in HELL.

Sports? Men touching each other and showering together. They're all going to HELL.

Getting angry at sports? No way, that's gay also. Getting angry at the FAGS who play sports, that's manly.

Cars? Well cars are fine. Thinking a fast car makes you better/cooler is just GAY. FAGS drive fast cars w/ the top down so they can feel the wind in their moustaches and have scarves blowing around their necks. Fast cars are the road to HELL.

Sons are gay. Elton John has a son.
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Old 01-30-2013, 10:44 AM   #76
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"To be a man you must have honor! Honor and penis!"


I used to watch this years ago. I have no idea how the hell this was put on childrens channels.
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Old 01-30-2013, 10:45 AM   #77
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Old 01-30-2013, 10:47 AM   #78
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You have to wear motha****in' pink.

Because real men wear pink. Don't you remember those shirts?

Because they were ****ing right.

There's no shot to the goddamn testosterone than a good, solid pink shirt.
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Old 01-30-2013, 10:59 AM   #79
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Old 01-30-2013, 11:04 AM   #80
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I am all of these:

These ones are gay though:

Seriously.

Freddy Mercury had a strong moustache, why? Because he was a FAG and it now paying for it in HELL.

Sports? Men touching each other and showering together. They're all going to HELL.

Getting angry at sports? No way, that's gay also. Getting angry at the FAGS who play sports, that's manly.

Cars? Well cars are fine. Thinking a fast car makes you better/cooler is just GAY. FAGS drive fast cars w/ the top down so they can feel the wind in their moustaches and have scarves blowing around their necks. Fast cars are the road to HELL.

Sons are gay. Elton John has a son.


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