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Old 01-30-2013, 01:57 PM   #1
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Disgusting Things You've Eaten

hi I wanted to make a food thread because I'm really hungry and I have nothing to eat.

disgust me by telling me about all the disgusting things you've eaten. I'll start! I ate a live baby cockroach last week. It didn't taste bad but the wriggly feeling was ew.

I almost ate a beetle once because I was drinking water and it was on my glass and it touched my lips (I prefer to think of it kissing me because kisses are nice) but unfortunately I had an allergic rxn

I unintentionally ate a lot of twigs when I was doing fieldwork last year and they tasted extremely bitter and rancid.

I had moldy blueberries a couple of times since it's too humid for blueberries and just right for fungi. They didn't taste bad but they smelled disgusting.

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Old 01-30-2013, 01:57 PM   #2
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Old 01-30-2013, 01:59 PM   #3
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I made a tuna sandwich with slightly moldy bread.

just ripped off the bad part.


it was a good sandwich
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Old 01-30-2013, 01:59 PM   #5
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Old 01-30-2013, 02:00 PM   #6
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Old 01-30-2013, 02:01 PM   #7
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Pussy.

Really, look at one of those things when you're not in the mood. For some reason they become delicious when you are though.
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Old 01-30-2013, 02:02 PM   #8
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I was eating a crumpet and I thought "cor blimey, this tastes funny." I looked down and the inside of it was green with mould. I was nearly sick.

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Old 01-30-2013, 02:03 PM   #10
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Pussy.

Really, look at one of those things when you're not in the mood. For some reason they become delicious when you are though.

always in the mood

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Old 01-30-2013, 02:04 PM   #11
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I was eating a crumpet and I thought "cor blimey, this tastes funny." I looked down and the inside of it was green with mould. I was nearly sick.

#britishproblems

Always thoroughly check before putting in the toaster/grill...

That's just an amateur british move you should have down by this age.
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ew that actually reminds me of uni breakfast **** this meal plan

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Pussy.

Really, look at one of those things when you're not in the mood. For some reason they become delicious when you are though.

I'm sure it depends on general cleanliness too though. dicks are weird too , it's they just hang off you like a growth that can move around on its own
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Old 01-30-2013, 02:12 PM   #16
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Get some Balut. srs
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Old 01-30-2013, 02:12 PM   #17
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I was eating a crumpet and I thought "cor blimey, this tastes funny." I looked down and the inside of it was green with mould. I was nearly sick.

#britishproblems


Did this once with some jaffa cakes I got from a dodgy market stall... we thought it was too good to be true at the price it was... and it was. Got through one box of them whilst wondering why they tasted a bit soapy and then realised that what I'd thought was flour on them was actually mould... they were covered. Spent the next two days in the bathroom.
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Old 01-30-2013, 02:16 PM   #20
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^I'LL CUT YOU INTO PIECES WITH A PAIR OF SHARP SCISSORS AND MASH YOU UP AND FEED YOU TO KITTENS WHO WILL GROW STRONG ON YOUR DISGUSTING BLOOD AND TURN INTO TIGERS AND EAT YOUR DESCENDANTS

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Get some Balut. srs

I've tried it, it wasn't too bad. I don't want to eat it again though because it's a baby
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