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Old 01-30-2013, 02:16 PM   #21
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A kitten.


How did you cook it?
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Old 01-30-2013, 02:20 PM   #22
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How did you cook it?

I didn't
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Old 01-30-2013, 02:21 PM   #23
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This one time I did a bit of wee on my hand by accident so i licked it off to see what it tasted like



it lingered in my mouth for like 4 days
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Old 01-30-2013, 02:21 PM   #24
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This one time I did a bit of wee on my hand by accident so i licked it off to see what it tasted like
it lingered in my mouth for like 4 days
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Kinda salty eh?
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Old 01-30-2013, 02:25 PM   #25
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I've tried it, it wasn't too bad. I don't want to eat it again though because it's a baby

You say that like there's something wrong with eating babies..
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Old 01-30-2013, 02:27 PM   #26
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Old 01-30-2013, 02:28 PM   #27
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Opened the balut link.

Wow...
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Old 01-30-2013, 02:32 PM   #28
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Old 01-30-2013, 02:34 PM   #29
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me eating a leaf. tasted a lot worse than i expected.
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Old 01-30-2013, 02:34 PM   #30
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cheesecake


Now I'm hungry... even after being reminded about all that chicken fetus shit... cheesecake ftw.

Black pudding is another horrible one that I can't understand people eating.
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Old 01-30-2013, 02:37 PM   #31
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Old 01-30-2013, 02:38 PM   #32
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Old 01-30-2013, 02:38 PM   #33
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^I'LL CUT YOU INTO PIECES WITH A PAIR OF SHARP SCISSORS AND MASH YOU UP AND FEED YOU TO KITTENS WHO WILL GROW STRONG ON YOUR DISGUSTING BLOOD AND TURN INTO TIGERS AND EAT YOUR DESCENDANTS


I've tried it, it wasn't too bad. I don't want to eat it again though because it's a baby
I'll be quoting this when the next UG Award's nomination comes up. I think it might earn you a "most likely to become a serial killer" award

(It's not really like this is an unique incident - I'm just glad I really love cats :3)
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Old 01-30-2013, 02:47 PM   #36
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Old 01-30-2013, 02:47 PM   #37
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Old 01-30-2013, 02:48 PM   #38
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Old 01-30-2013, 02:52 PM   #39
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cheesecake


This.

also:
-Any form of eggs, especially egg salad
-Any form of fish/seafood
-Any form of people.....opps, I mean... I was suposed to post that one in the "delicious" thread.
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