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Old 01-31-2013, 07:57 AM   #1
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striped clothes and zebras

i was just chillin in school reading the pit when A GODDAMN ZEBRA APPEARED

when i looked it turns out it was a girl wearing a stripey shirt

why do people wear these clothes

what are they hiding
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Old 01-31-2013, 07:58 AM   #2
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Old 01-31-2013, 07:59 AM   #3
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Not together obviously, that would look stupid.
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Old 01-31-2013, 08:14 AM   #4
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It's not what they're hiding. It's what/who they're hiding from.

And I'm now imagining a version of Pokemon where it says stuff like A GODDAMN CATERPIE APPEARED HOLY ****ING SHIT
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Old 01-31-2013, 08:24 AM   #5
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I saw that whoomit.
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Old 01-31-2013, 08:25 AM   #6
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I saw that whoomit.

me too

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Old 01-31-2013, 08:25 AM   #7
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Old 01-31-2013, 09:26 AM   #8
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Are you sure it was a girl? Aren't zebras actually pretty common in Iceland?

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I swear that a guy I work with was wearing that exact shirt yesterday
I'm always excited to see what crazy stuff he'll be wearing.
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Old 01-31-2013, 09:29 AM   #9
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Zebras are okay. I'm not really crazy about herbivores in general, but I guess they're kind of high on that list.
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Old 01-31-2013, 09:39 AM   #10
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Are you sure it was a girl? Aren't zebras actually pretty common in Iceland?

zebras live in africa bro
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Old 01-31-2013, 09:40 AM   #11
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zebras live in africa bro

Isn't africa in iceland?
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Old 01-31-2013, 09:41 AM   #12
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It probably has something to do with some sort of mid life crysis. Except they're wishing they lived with a herd of zebras.
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Old 01-31-2013, 09:42 AM   #13
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reminds me of the time i was on the set of Sex and the City and a ****ing horse just walked in no one else seemed to notice though
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Old 01-31-2013, 09:44 AM   #14
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Isn't africa in iceland?

considering the lack of black people im gonna have to say no, i dont thikn so
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Old 01-31-2013, 09:52 AM   #15
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considering the lack of black people im gonna have to say no, i dont thikn so

maybe they're all just covered in ice

which is white


you could be a black person and you never even knew it
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Old 01-31-2013, 10:03 AM   #16
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maybe they're all just covered in ice

which is white


you could be a black person and you never even knew it

You mean covered in grass.
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Old 01-31-2013, 10:11 AM   #17
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It probably has something to do with some sort of mid life crysis. Except they're wishing they lived with a herd of zebras.


Iwish I lived with a herd of zebras. Doesn't mean I wanna look like one.
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Old 01-31-2013, 10:16 AM   #18
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Actually yesterday, walking down the hallway, a bird, right out of nowhere, nearly crashed into me. If I hadn't evaded it I'd have a bird-shaped hole through my abdomen.

And I don't mean 'bird' as in 'girl'. That would be way too unlikely.
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