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Old 01-31-2013, 03:05 PM   #1
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What are your opinions on alien cannibalism? I mean, like, alien eating another alien of the same species?

[Or banana eating another banana, for that matter?]

I think it is a very productive behavior for humanity, as more aliens are eaten - there is less chance of an hostile alien invasion on Earth.

What do you think?
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Old 01-31-2013, 03:07 PM   #2
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Old 01-31-2013, 03:10 PM   #4
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I don't know what's more odd; the hypothetical situation of alien cannibalism or your justification for why it would be a good thing. Chances are, if we run into an alien species that is cannibalizing itself, it's in no position to be any sort of a threat to us.
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Old 01-31-2013, 03:34 PM   #6
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Are you implying bananas are aliens?

More importantly, are you implying I've been masturbating with alien skins this whole time? 'Cause I'm not sure how I feel about that.
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Old 01-31-2013, 03:38 PM   #9
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Maybe eating their deceased loved ones is a way of showing homage in their culture and it only seems strange to you because you're letting your internalized Earth-centric values color your perception of their society. Check your privilege.
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Are you implying bananas are aliens?

More importantly, are you implying I've been masturbating with alien skins this whole time? 'Cause I'm not sure how I feel about that.

Even more turned on right?
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Hmm yeah. But in a shameful sort of way. Like when your cat rubs up against your thigh and you get a wicked boner.
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What are your opinions on alien cannibalism? I mean, like, alien eating another alien of the same species?

[Or banana eating another banana, for that matter?]

I think it is a very productive behavior for humanity, as more aliens are eaten - there is less chance of an hostile alien invasion on Earth.

What do you think?


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