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Join Date: May 2009
Location: The London Borough of Croydon, GB
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**** the Police
I just had a run in with the law...
Got me a warning... Grrr. @ STUPID O'CLOCK TOO, LIKE 2AM.
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Join Date: May 2009
Location: the perennial location of nice guys everywhere
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**** tha police, comin straight from the undaground,
young nigga got it bad cuz i'm brown
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Join Date: May 2009
Location: The London Borough of Croydon, GB
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I should re-locate to Amsterdam where it isn't against the law, I can't speak Dutch though.
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Join Date: May 2009
Location: The London Borough of Croydon, GB
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HAHAHAHAHA, -BWHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: New Jersey
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got nicked by old bill eh?
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Join Date: Jan 2012
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Goddamn stupid o'clock, being stupid and shit.
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versace hottie
Join Date: May 2009
Location: the perennial location of nice guys everywhere
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and not the otha color, so police think,
they have the authority, to kill a minority, but **** that shit, cuz i ain't the one, to be beaten on, and thrown in jail, we can go toe to toe in the middle of a cell
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Vegeta Vegeta Vegeta
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Kensucky
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Stupid O' clock.....I'll make sure to put that right behind fuck This Shit O' clock
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Join Date: May 2009
Location: The London Borough of Croydon, GB
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Got warned... I'm going to get high... I lied, said it was for personal use, only had 1 on me, left with 2, was meant to sell 1 but she didn't end up having the money so I loaned it to her, GOSH, imagine being caught with the money and the pot... I'm just lucky, I'm going to get high now, -- It could have been worse... Lights me a spliff.
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Walmington-on-Sea
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Join Date: May 2012
Location: Wales
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Svengali
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Aldea Malvada
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didnt yo momma never tell you "ain't nuttin good never happen past 2am", shits yo own damn fault fo not listnen to yo momma.
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Join Date: May 2009
Location: The London Borough of Croydon, GB
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Oh well -- To it all.
(Not @ any of you, UG, but 'it all'). Quote:
Mama... I've got my own Mama Kin, and I tell her where I've gone and been, so YOU KNOW I had to tell her about tonight; For real. show
'And my Mama Said Leave those Bad boys alone." -- IDK, I'm officially in shock, ish'.
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Independent Black Man
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Straight Outta Compton
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This is possibly the greatest post I've ever read on UG.
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Join Date: May 2006
Location: Milwaukee
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Jeezy creezy I need to get to a big city where they let you off for possession with a warning.
I got a warning the other day and that was just for driving with one headlight out. Small town cops are the worse. They've got nothing better to do.
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Join Date: Mar 2009
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Youll be ok. I got caught by the cops in a storage i rent out to jam. We winded smoking the place out (which we always do, always after 10pm) and a cop happened to pop in through our dungeon door into our area and he just did these over exaggerated sniffs and did the ol cop strut and had us shitting our pants. Told us to smoke in our own house and then left, popped his head back in and said "Didnt ruin your jams did I?" I almost wanted to be mad but I had so many old baggies in my container that I couldve been arrested for distribution or something just as bad. Damn their sick sense of humor. |
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UG's Primus fanboy
Join Date: Jan 2009
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Message in a Bottle is a decent so- Oh right...
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Get a haircut Hippy!!
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Georgia
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Got off with a warning and you're crying about it? Geez, do you bleed once a month as well? |
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Join Date: May 2009
Location: the perennial location of nice guys everywhere
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