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View Poll Results: in response to unrelenting vet lady
"stop being such a bitch and go take care of your bitches" 8 15.69%
"please stop hounding me" 43 84.31%
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Old 02-01-2013, 12:09 PM   #1
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i need a vote on which pun is better
please be fair. i won't tell you which is mine.

the story is that my friend got a call early one morning asking for her cat to be spayed. apparently even after telling her that she had the wrong number, the lady called her back a second time and wouldn't hang up.

pun one: "stop being such a bitch and go take care of your bitches"

pun two: "please stop hounding me"

ok go! poll up soon.
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Old 02-01-2013, 12:10 PM   #2
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Old 02-01-2013, 12:11 PM   #3
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First one isnt a pun you fool
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Old 02-01-2013, 12:11 PM   #4
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This is a vs thread

Also, they're not cat jokes, so they're both pretty stupid in that context
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This is a vs thread

Also, they're not cat jokes, so they're both pretty stupid in that context

well they're vet jokes?
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please be fair. i won't tell you which is mine.

the story is that my friend got a call early one morning asking for her cat to be spayed. apparently even after telling her that she had the wrong number, the lady called her back a second time and wouldn't hang up.

pun one: "stop being such a bitch and go take care of your bitches"

pun two: "please stop hounding me"

ok go! poll up soon.

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Old 02-01-2013, 12:14 PM   #7
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well they're vet jokes?

no, they're dog jokes
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Old 02-01-2013, 12:15 PM   #8
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well they deal with dogs and cats at the veterinary clinic
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Old 02-01-2013, 12:19 PM   #10
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Neither is a pun.
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hound is a type of dog. and a bitch is female dog. which is what they deal with at the vet clinic. how are these not puns???
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Old 02-01-2013, 12:35 PM   #12
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Even if they were puns (which they're not), puns are ALWAYS -- without exception -- terrible as shit.
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Old 02-01-2013, 12:37 PM   #13
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hound is a type of dog. and a bitch is female dog. which is what they deal with at the vet clinic. how are these not puns???
Because the situation doesn't involve dogs, it involves cats.
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Old 02-01-2013, 12:42 PM   #15
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Should have gone with "As much as I'm feline like getting your pussy, vet isn't my profession".

Yeah, a bit far-fetched and nonsensical, but still better than the ones in the poll.

Or that one v
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they're both about dogs?

you're not funny; stop kitten yourself.
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