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View Poll Results: in response to unrelenting vet lady
"stop being such a bitch and go take care of your bitches" 8 15.69%
"please stop hounding me" 43 84.31%
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Old 02-01-2013, 12:58 PM   #21
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'With you calling me all the time, I'm feline pretty angry'

'I was having a purrfectly nice time 'till you rang'

'All these calls will end in a catastrophe'
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Old 02-01-2013, 12:58 PM   #22
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This thread is driving me nuts.

I get it, because squirrels eat nuts and vets might sometimes take care of squirrels
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Old 02-01-2013, 12:59 PM   #23
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They are both great
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Old 02-01-2013, 01:27 PM   #24
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I think they're both really bad IMHO.
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Old 02-01-2013, 01:34 PM   #25
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There's no womb in this world for such bad puns.
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Old 02-01-2013, 01:46 PM   #26
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Lol @ sam thinking all puns are bad with no exceptions.
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Old 02-01-2013, 01:48 PM   #27
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I'm not feline like helping you, TS.
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Old 02-01-2013, 01:49 PM   #28
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Those weren't even cat puns!

GTFO.
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Old 02-01-2013, 01:50 PM   #29
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Those weren't even cat puns!

GTFO.

Well that gave me paws.
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Old 02-01-2013, 01:53 PM   #30
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The first 'pun' is terrible.
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Old 02-01-2013, 01:54 PM   #31
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Sounds like the lady calling your friend has menopaws.
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Old 02-01-2013, 02:28 PM   #32
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"You've gotta be squid-ing me" would be a better pun
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Old 02-01-2013, 02:45 PM   #33
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Even if they were puns (which they're not), puns are ALWAYS -- without exception -- terrible as shit.

Calm down man. We're just Josh'n around.

Except TS. He's lost his privileges.
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Old 02-01-2013, 03:14 PM   #34
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Put down the phone once and for all

















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