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Old 02-01-2013, 04:57 PM   #21
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I like it, crush their self esteem and then move in for the kill.

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Old 02-01-2013, 05:00 PM   #22
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Slightly puzzled by the inclusion of Marx but oh well. Still rather funny.




Also, what's with the men only thing?
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:02 PM   #23
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:02 PM   #24
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:03 PM   #25
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:04 PM   #26
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Hey, what's your name? I just think you are really gorgeous and i would like to know you better. Could you give me your number?
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:05 PM   #27
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:06 PM   #28
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Hey, what's your name? I just think you are really gorgeous and i would like to know you better. Could you give me your number?


I assume you'll be picking up men?
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:06 PM   #29
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Wouldn't it be a brilliant twist to this thread if you allowed women (misogynist!) and they supplemented with pick-up lines that actually work?



(Haha, pick-up lines that work...)
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:07 PM   #30
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:07 PM   #31
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:08 PM   #32
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Also, what's with the men only thing?

Because for women, "Hey let's fuck" is actually a legitimate pick-up line.

My favorite is "Hey, nice eyes. They don't distract me from your tits."
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:08 PM   #33
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Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Come on guys, that should have been the first one.

I'll let the rest of you come of with the totally original "Get in the van" lines.
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:08 PM   #34
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Don't really like pickup lines <.< Would like to see a guy come over to me, introduce himself, come off as confident and be sweet, not an asshole. Is that too much to ask?
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:09 PM   #35
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Don't really like pickup lines <.< Would like to see a guy come over to me, introduce himself, come off as confident and be sweet, not an asshole. Is that too much to ask?


Yes.
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:14 PM   #36
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Hey, what's your name? I just think you are really gorgeous and i would like to know you better. Could you give me your number?


That's really creepy.

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Is that too much to ask?


Yes.
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:14 PM   #37
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Don't really like pickup lines <.< Would like to see a guy come over to me, introduce himself, come off as confident and be sweet, not an asshole. Is that too much to ask?

Most guys don't understand the difference of confidence and being an asshole.
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:16 PM   #38
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Most guys don't understand the difference of confidence and being an asshole.
Well, to be fair, most men are at least one or the other, and there really are too few men who are confident and not an asshole in some way.
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:17 PM   #39
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Well, to be fair, most men are at least one or the other, and there really are too few men who are confident and not an asshole in some way.

I'm usually not confident and usually not an asshole, so I think I can go along with your point.
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:17 PM   #40
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Don't really like pickup lines <.< Would like to see a guy come over to me, introduce himself, come off as confident and be sweet, not an asshole. Is that too much to ask?

You had me until "not an asshole".
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