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Old 02-01-2013, 05:17 PM   #41
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Don't really like pickup lines <.< Would like to see a guy come over to me, introduce himself, come off as confident and be sweet, not an asshole. Is that too much to ask?

You had me until "not an asshole".
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:19 PM   #42
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:20 PM   #43
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:22 PM   #44
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Don't really like pickup lines <.< Would like to see a guy come over to me, introduce himself, come off as confident and be sweet, not an asshole. Is that too much to ask?





but no seriously this is really the best way
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:23 PM   #45
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but no seriously this is really the best way


To get hurt ;_;
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:23 PM   #46
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:24 PM   #47
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To get hurt ;_;



aint no pleasure without pain
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:24 PM   #48
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:24 PM   #49
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Not that kind of hurt
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:24 PM   #50
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:26 PM   #51
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To get hurt ;_;


It's how my boyfriend came up to me :x Been with him almost a year and a half so far... Things couldn't be better.
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:26 PM   #52
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:27 PM   #53
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It's how my boyfriend came up to me :x Been with him almost a year and a half so far... Things couldn't be better.


He got lucky
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:27 PM   #54
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To get hurt ;_;


I mean, if I guy came up to me like that, I would probably laugh at him.
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:28 PM   #55
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:29 PM   #56
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It's how my boyfriend came up to me :x Been with him almost a year and a half so far... Things couldn't be better.


Well that's just dandy, everything is roses and peaches with you isn't it?!


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Old 02-01-2013, 05:30 PM   #57
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It's how my boyfriend came up to me :x Been with him almost a year and a half so far... Things couldn't be better.

They could be better, you just haven't explored any of your other options.
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:31 PM   #58
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Well that's just dandy, everything is roses and peaches with you isn't it?!


Pfft happy people


amirite?
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:32 PM   #59
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They could be better, you just haven't explored any of your other options.

Let's actually just assume that since she (she?) said that she's happy that she's happy and not make her unhappy by saying she's unhappy.

**** this ****ing psychology bull****
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Old 02-01-2013, 05:34 PM   #60
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