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Old 02-01-2013, 07:13 PM   #101
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ey bb ur like da sun n im earth toegrth were 1 but sumday ure fire will die n ill grow cold w7o sunlight n il freeze bb ill die id freeze n dye 4 u*

*dis where da paties dro
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Old 02-01-2013, 07:19 PM   #102
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ey bb ur like da sun n im earth toegrth were 1 but sumday ure fire will die n ill grow cold w7o sunlight n il freeze bb ill die id freeze n dye 4 u*

*dis where da paties dro
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Old 02-01-2013, 07:26 PM   #103
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Old 02-01-2013, 07:26 PM   #104
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Old 02-01-2013, 07:36 PM   #105
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
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Old 02-01-2013, 10:21 PM   #106
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Most guys don't understand the difference of confidence and being an asshole.
I genuinely care about people, just not what they think of me. That's pretty much all there is to it.

I don't have a pick up line. I just try to find interesting openers to further conversation. Difference is : one is a line, then it is over; The other is initiating interesting conversation.

Having said that...here's a line

Hey do you know how much a polar bear weighs...because it just broke the ice.
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Old 02-01-2013, 10:26 PM   #107
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Old 02-01-2013, 10:41 PM   #108
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Old 02-02-2013, 12:15 AM   #109
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There were these two girls in this shop in town, and I was with my friend... They were young, pretty, like 17, 18... This was ages ago, when I was like 19, 20; One was black, the other was white/blonde... Both nice. They walked in together wearing matching clothes -- I thought that was cute so I leaned over, smiled, and was like
"twins?"
They liked that, then me and my friend got to talking to them...
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.

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Old 02-02-2013, 04:44 AM   #110
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There were these two girls in this shop in town, and I was with my friend... They were young, pretty, like 17, 18... This was ages ago, when I was like 19, 20; One was ebony, the other was mixed race/mulatto... Both nice. They walked in together wearing matching clothes -- I thought that was cute so I leaned over, smiled, and was like
"twins?"
They liked that, then me and my friend got to talking to them...
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Old 02-02-2013, 05:43 AM   #111
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Old 02-02-2013, 04:17 PM   #112
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Old 02-02-2013, 04:31 PM   #113
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"does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

was this ever funny to anyone? like who knew anything about chloroform before you heard this? cause the joke was ruined the first time i heard it because i had to look it up.

there's a guy that used to go to my highschool that frequently starts extended conversations with girls i know (including my girlfriend) that all end with "i'm gonna hump you"
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Old 02-02-2013, 05:03 PM   #114
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
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Old 02-02-2013, 05:45 PM   #115
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It's not that I'm not confident, I just straight up have always had shite luck with girls. But I think if I used either the cheesy "confident" pickup lines here or just straight up went up to a girl and sincerely told her how I felt and asked for a number, I'd probably get laughed at and or shot down either way.
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Old 02-08-2013, 06:35 PM   #116
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Old 02-08-2013, 06:37 PM   #117
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Old 02-08-2013, 06:41 PM   #118
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
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Old 02-08-2013, 07:32 PM   #119
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Old 02-08-2013, 08:26 PM   #120
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