02-01-2013, 07:01 PM
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Nod to my Nod
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: *nods*
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ey bb ur like da sun n im earth toegrth were 1 but sumday ure fire will die n ill grow cold w7o sunlight n il freeze bb ill die id freeze n dye 4 u*
*dis where da paties dro p
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02-01-2013, 07:13 PM
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Join Date: Oct 2009
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02-01-2013, 07:19 PM
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SHOOT ME MOTHER****ER!
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Rook Island
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#swag #yolo
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02-01-2013, 07:26 PM
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Or friend?
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: MD
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“Tell me what sort of man you prefer, and I’ll affect the demeanor of that man."
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02-01-2013, 07:26 PM
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Raptor Jesus Is My Lord
Join Date: Jun 2012
Location: Nouvelle-Écosse
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"Hey there handsome. Mind if I dump this hideously oily barrel of grease all over your Hot. Naked. Ass?
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02-01-2013, 07:36 PM
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Banned
Join Date: May 2009
Location: The London Borough of Croydon, GB
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02-01-2013, 10:21 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
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I don't have a pick up line. I just try to find interesting openers to further conversation. Difference is : one is a line, then it is over; The other is initiating interesting conversation. Having said that...here's a line Hey do you know how much a polar bear weighs...because it just broke the ice. |
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02-01-2013, 10:26 PM
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Mostly landscapes
Join Date: Jul 2008
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gonna print this and give it out to all the womans
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02-01-2013, 10:41 PM
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UG's Jester
Join Date: May 2011
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To two girls:
"Hey, did you guys come together? No? Do you want to?"
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02-02-2013, 12:15 AM
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Banned
Join Date: May 2009
Location: The London Borough of Croydon, GB
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There were these two girls in this shop in town, and I was with my friend... They were young, pretty, like 17, 18... This was ages ago, when I was like 19, 20; One was black, the other was white/blonde... Both nice. They walked in together wearing matching clothes -- I thought that was cute so I leaned over, smiled, and was like
"twins?" They liked that, then me and my friend got to talking to them... Last edited by treborillusion : 02-02-2013 at 12:32 AM. |
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02-02-2013, 04:44 AM
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Nod to my Nod
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: *nods*
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02-02-2013, 05:43 AM
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2011
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I have a knife and a dick, one of them is going in you tonight
"we're going to have sex tonight" "no we aren't" "we are, I'm stronger"
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02-02-2013, 04:17 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: On the toilet.
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I have no socks left to cum in, can I cum in you?
And with that she'll fall madly in love with you.
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02-02-2013, 04:31 PM
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TRUST NO ONE
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Annapolis, MD
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"does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
was this ever funny to anyone? like who knew anything about chloroform before you heard this? cause the joke was ruined the first time i heard it because i had to look it up. there's a guy that used to go to my highschool that frequently starts extended conversations with girls i know (including my girlfriend) that all end with "i'm gonna hump you" |
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02-02-2013, 05:03 PM
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Banned
Join Date: May 2009
Location: The London Borough of Croydon, GB
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"How much for an hour, outcall?"
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02-02-2013, 05:45 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2010
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It's not that I'm not confident, I just straight up have always had shite luck with girls. But I think if I used either the cheesy "confident" pickup lines here or just straight up went up to a girl and sincerely told her how I felt and asked for a number, I'd probably get laughed at and or shot down either way.
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02-08-2013, 06:35 PM
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UG's Maggot Brain
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Milwaukee
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Hey baby, are you 46? No? Well that's too bad because I'm 23 and thought we could get together and make 69.
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02-08-2013, 06:37 PM
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the ghetto pimpass nigga
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Louth, Ireland
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"Want to play the rape game?"
"No?" "That's the spirit". 
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02-08-2013, 06:41 PM
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Banned
Join Date: May 2009
Location: The London Borough of Croydon, GB
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02-08-2013, 07:32 PM
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Caffeinated
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Gainesville
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I've been working on my Three Finger Bass Plucking Technique, want me to show you?
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