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Old 02-02-2013, 06:16 PM   #1
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I'm Buying Condoms For the First Time
This shouldn't be a problem but im scared S**tless, and I don't know why. So please pit< just say words to bring me up or pull me down. Both willl help
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Old 02-02-2013, 06:17 PM   #2
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Because you're a pussy?

just go ****ing buy them dude it's not hard
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Old 02-02-2013, 06:17 PM   #3
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Are you afraid of sex or buying condoms?
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Old 02-02-2013, 06:17 PM   #4
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Do it online if you're really that nervous. Also, if you're in college find somewhere to get them for free on campus. Because they're there.
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Old 02-02-2013, 06:17 PM   #5
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Are you ******ed?
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Old 02-02-2013, 06:17 PM   #6
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Your fear is dumb, just do it.
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Old 02-02-2013, 06:18 PM   #7
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"Oh man I'm so embarrassed to let strangers know that I'm awesome enough to have sex and be responsible about it!"
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Old 02-02-2013, 06:18 PM   #8
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Why be afraid? It's like saying, "hey, I'm buying a product so I can have sex. Cool right?" How is that something to be scared of?
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Old 02-02-2013, 06:19 PM   #9
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Other people are going to be sticking their penises into a girl/guys asshole/vagina just like you, TS. Nothing to worry about.
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Old 02-02-2013, 06:19 PM   #10
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Go in, buy condoms, a cucumber and lube. Stare down the cashier the entire time.
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Old 02-02-2013, 06:20 PM   #11
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it's not hard

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Old 02-02-2013, 06:20 PM   #12
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Go in, buy condoms, a cucumber and lube. Stare down the cashier the entire time.


Also buy some toothpaste, just to make him/her freak out more
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Old 02-02-2013, 06:21 PM   #13
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NDB dude. Just buy 'em.
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Old 02-02-2013, 06:23 PM   #14
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Go in, buy condoms, a cucumber and lube. Stare down the cashier the entire time.


Nahh, it's all about buying condoms, lube and three large tomatoes.
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Old 02-02-2013, 06:23 PM   #15
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Maybe you should buy some vagisil too #nailedit
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Old 02-02-2013, 06:23 PM   #16
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**** that shit dont buy condoma just use some saran wrap
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Old 02-02-2013, 06:24 PM   #17
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Old 02-02-2013, 06:26 PM   #18
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thanks guys. Like honestly thats all I needed. My parents are on a trip and I got the house to myself do my girlfriends sleeoing over so yah, just buying condoms to be safe i guess.
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Old 02-02-2013, 06:27 PM   #19
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This man speaks truth and has a beastly username.
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Old 02-02-2013, 06:28 PM   #20
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Maybe you should buy some vagisil too #nailedit


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