Bob_Sacamano

Why does this sound so painful and horrific

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angusfan16

Make sure you buy some bananas while you're at it too.

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and Periphery!

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Duke_Lukem

Who the hell buys condoms? You can get them free at just about any clinic.

Todd Hart

After watching a group of students go through a bowl of free condoms and pierce the middle of the package with a needle I'd be wary about suggesting people rely on clinics.

Pus clinic condoms are generally crap.

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shredder3386

Just pull out. Condoms are for gays.

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Do Re Mi

Sorry, man, you're gonna get her pregnant either way. 100% of people that have sex have two or three kids in a couple years. Good luck with all that dad crap.

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mark.bark

You don't need condoms when you are balls deep in her ass

Weaponized

I have 2 friends who have been together for 3 years and they never ever use a condom, just pull out and they've never had a pregnancy scare.

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VillainousLatin

I'd personally would go with the "Have sex without condoms then throw her down the stairs in a month" tactic but if you insist, there are places where you can buy them without having to interact with people at all.

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snipelfritz

This is why I always give a fake name and have sex with women I'll never see again if I don't decide to (which I never do)... (seriously, it's possible, however unlikely, that there's at least one little snippyfritz running around out there, weird)

But TS you is adorbz. Just go in and get some, then go get some! I used to work at a gas station at night and it was never weird for me (then again, it's kinda hard to make me uncomfortable at this point #ultrajaded). Just don't buy something else to make it seem less awkward. That's really obvious and just makes it awkward. Unless you're hungry or actually need something else, then grab a Slim Jim. Yummy!

And remember, have fun.

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KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT

just pull out
her ovaries

just pull out
her visual cortex

just pull out
that car's been flashing you for over a minute

just pull out
your calculator and get on with the test, please

just pull out

Faux

Just remember you're not going to be having sex anyway

AmirT

I'd suggest you first save for a girl, then get the condoms.

jrcsgtpeppers

If you're dick is under 7 inches just go and buy whatever condoms look cool and it shoukdnt be a problem. buy them at a drug store like CVS if you don't wana be seen.

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aig91

Fear is unnecessary. It's not that big of a deal.

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stratkat

Take them out of the box and demand to buy them one at a time.

Man up, if you're too embarrassed to buy condoms, you're far too damn beta to have sex.
In fact if you can't buy a box tampons, you neither deserve the risk of having a daughter or a real relationship with a women.

Deal with it.


I never pull out, with the oodles and oodles of alternative methods, condoms are teh worst feeling, and one of the least effective methods of contraception.

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snipelfritz

One of your friends is infertile.

Pulling out is stupid bullshit. Precum is just a potent as the regular stuff.

TS, chillax, you're making a good decision.

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metalblaster

condoms lol

I can't even remember the last time I used one. Get one that's on the pill, that's the way to go.

Just ****in' buy them man. When I was younger I'd walk in the store grab a box, go right to the cash with the ****ing box in my hand and slap it on the register and look at that old lady straight in the face when I told her I was paying debit and that no, I did not have an Optimum card and I didn't want one. And I'm sure she found it ****ing awkward, and I sort of did also, but then I found it hilarious and I'd have me a nice chuckle in the car. It would always be the same lady too, which made it even funnier.

Then my girlfriend got on the pill, and yeah, I realized what I was missing out on.

Crillz

bareback although way bro