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Old 02-02-2013, 09:24 PM   #41
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TS, just make sure you buy the biggest ones you can find, that way the cute girl at the counter will know how big your wang is.
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Old 02-02-2013, 09:45 PM   #42
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My friend needed condoms, but was embarrassed to buy them. So I offer to do it. Me and another friend (also a man) walk into the deli holding hands. We go up to the counter. I look the man dead in the eye. I say "we need condoms". Then we buy them and leave. It was funny shit.
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Old 02-02-2013, 09:54 PM   #43
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My friend needed condoms, but was embarrassed to buy them. So I offer to do it. Me and another friend (also a man) walk into the deli holding hands. We go up to the counter. I look the man dead in the eye. I say "we need condoms". Then we buy them and leave. It was funny shit.

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Old 02-02-2013, 10:11 PM   #44
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Dude, just go in and buy a Snickers and use the wrapper. We all know it's not that big anyways.

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My friend needed condoms, but was embarrassed to buy them. So I offer to do it. Me and another friend (also a man) walk into the deli holding hands. We go up to the counter. I look the man dead in the eye. I say "we need condoms". Then we buy them and leave. It was funny shit.

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Old 02-02-2013, 10:14 PM   #45
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"Oh man I'm so embarrassed to let strangers know that I'm awesome enough to have sex and be responsible about it!"


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Old 02-03-2013, 02:43 AM   #46
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Why do you need condoms for masturbating?
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Old 02-03-2013, 02:44 AM   #47
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Old 02-03-2013, 02:46 AM   #48
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Nothing to be embarrassed about. Be glad you even need to buy them.
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Old 02-03-2013, 02:46 AM   #49
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Why would you be afraid of buying something that shows you're having sex? Less embarrassing than paying to play Runescape, and that's paid for online.
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Old 02-03-2013, 02:52 AM   #50
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Why would you be afraid of buying something that shows you're having sex? Less embarrassing than paying to play Runescape, and that's paid for online.

you can actually buy condoms online too, free shipping

then you can stock up
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Old 02-03-2013, 03:04 AM   #51
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Old 02-03-2013, 05:17 AM   #52
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>crying babies
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> sorry im busy having sex on a rocketship

Condoms will explode in outer space if you didn't know
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Old 02-03-2013, 08:11 AM   #53
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There's nothing to be afraid of.
You just go up to the checkout, put your flesh on the counter and say, I need to be fitted please.
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Old 02-03-2013, 08:13 AM   #54
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>buy condoms
>"want a bag?"
>"oh no, shes not that ugly"

leave like a boss
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Old 02-03-2013, 08:16 AM   #55
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just go in bareback and worry about the consequences and stds later. It's how a bro would do it
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Old 02-03-2013, 08:22 AM   #56
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Old 02-03-2013, 08:38 AM   #57
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the alternative is no condom which means potential pregnancy or STD.

you think buying condoms is nerve-racking, go to the local clinic and have them stick a Q-tip up your chonson.

just buy the condoms. it's really not a big deal. or go get some for free at a gay bar or planned parenthood.
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Old 02-03-2013, 08:44 AM   #58
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the alternative is no condom which means potential pregnancy or STD.

you think buying condoms is nerve-racking, go to the local clinic and have them stick a Q-tip up your chonson.

just buy the condoms. it's really not a big deal. or go get some for free at a gay bar or planned parenthood.

Clearly never tried gay condoms.
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Old 02-03-2013, 08:47 AM   #59
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If you don't have the balls to buy condoms then you really, really should not be having sex.
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Old 02-03-2013, 08:54 AM   #60
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There's nothing to be afraid of.
You just go up to the checkout, put your flesh on the counter and say, I need to be fitted please.

Brilliant.

OP, just go for it. You have a wealth of backup from The Pit (most of it anyway). I don't know what country you're in, but here in England you can find condom dispensers in the bathroom of lot of pubs, cinemas and other places.

Just do yourself a favour and avoid the "extra safe" Durex brand. Maybe they work better for other people but personally it killed my boner off. They should have called them the "Not tonight, love" edition.
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