02-02-2013, 08:11 PM
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UG's Jewish Seinfeld
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Coventry/Hertford, EDMland
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Talk Cockney Rhyming Slang
I fancy talking some ol' Cockney slang because I'm missing London. Doesn't even have to be real slang, just make it up. If you have no idea where to start watch this
First off, can anyone lend me an ayrton? I need a new titfer. Last edited by willT08 : 02-02-2013 at 08:13 PM. |
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02-02-2013, 08:14 PM
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the ghetto pimpass nigga
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Louth, Ireland
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Why this is a fine species of thread that you have here, threadstarter. I may hope that you make many more of these in the future, sir.
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LIVERPOOL F.C. I have the least profile views on UG. |
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02-02-2013, 08:16 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2009
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02-02-2013, 08:19 PM
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Hola.
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Irrelevant, I'm too busy hoping.
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inb4 iotm and his fake cockney
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02-02-2013, 08:20 PM
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totally understood that. i dunno why though (tenner and hat innit?) anyway... uh... nope i got nothing, i don't actually know cockney slang |
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02-02-2013, 08:21 PM
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UG's Jewish Seinfeld
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Coventry/Hertford, EDMland
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Bang on my ol' china. Got a good chocolate on your shoulders. |
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02-02-2013, 08:39 PM
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hooby furby oxen free
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Patagonia
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Waster? Tosser? Minger? Div?
"That bloody old crawdad really grinds my milk-teeth, yea? We blokes should queue up to shank his jenga ship real turn-based-like, teach the hold buggery-hoo a lesson, what?" Sorry, I gave it a shot. |
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02-03-2013, 05:05 AM
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Banned
Join Date: May 2009
Location: The London Borough of Croydon, GB
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How's your belly full of spots UG?
The moggy ran up the toad and almost ended up under a camel. Shit Guv'nors. |
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02-03-2013, 05:23 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
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I lived in Hackney for six years and never heard anyone speak like that. I like to think it's a myth.
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02-03-2013, 05:26 AM
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Banned
Join Date: May 2009
Location: The London Borough of Croydon, GB
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My Dad's from Battersea and also knew Michael Caine before he was Michael Caine, my father also knew that guy who played Mike Baldwin on Coronation Street from that time too. Same neighbourhood, I'm thinking.
Yeah, my father's a Cockney, taught me some Cockney. I wonder if "Another chip of the old block" is Cockney? Oh well. Last edited by treborillusion : 02-03-2013 at 05:32 AM. |
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02-03-2013, 05:31 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2006
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it's a right laugh to take the piss innit shag biscuits the tele let's drive oN the left guys
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02-03-2013, 05:37 AM
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Banned
Join Date: May 2009
Location: The London Borough of Croydon, GB
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Moggy = cat.
Guv'nor = gentleman Apples and Pairs = stairs Frog and Toad = road Camel = bus How's your belly full of spots? = How are you? You also drop your Hs, so How sounds like 'Ow'. - This is real stuff, believe it or not.  |
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02-03-2013, 05:55 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Arkham Asylum
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Eye steally dyke piss sad.
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02-03-2013, 06:18 AM
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Uses Jackson and Line6.
Join Date: Feb 2007
Location: Middlesex, North London, England
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Can't believe you tossers and your sexton lingo, it's radio! Not two pair of you could organise a piss-up in a brewery. East end rabbit's got a lot more hop than that. I'll bet you a sov to a pinch of shit none of you have been further down the frog than Scarborough in your lives, because if you had you'd know where and how to get a decent pocket watch and at what time.
Anyway I've had enough of this cobblers, I'm off up the jack to settle meself. If you need me I'll be out with the trouble in the morning. |
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02-03-2013, 06:26 AM
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Banned
Join Date: May 2009
Location: The London Borough of Croydon, GB
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Lorry isn't Cockney, is it?
It's British? (Like, just British). |
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02-03-2013, 08:24 AM
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I came here to rock
Join Date: Jan 2010
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Was it you who trod on me plates of meat rushing down the apples and pears when I was about to go for a Geoff Hurst? If it was, you had it away on your toes before I could get a butcher's hook at your boat race to describe you to the old bill.
(I know some of that is non-rhyming slang but that's about all the cockney I know)
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02-03-2013, 08:38 AM
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2004-2013
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I'm the nawtiest fridge on this website, me ol fruit.
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02-03-2013, 08:41 AM
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2004-2013
Join Date: Aug 2008
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You better fackin' Adam and Eve it.
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