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Old 02-02-2013, 08:11 PM   #1
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Talk Cockney Rhyming Slang

I fancy talking some ol' Cockney slang because I'm missing London. Doesn't even have to be real slang, just make it up. If you have no idea where to start watch this



First off, can anyone lend me an ayrton? I need a new titfer.

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Old 02-02-2013, 08:14 PM   #2
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Why this is a fine species of thread that you have here, threadstarter. I may hope that you make many more of these in the future, sir.
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Old 02-02-2013, 08:15 PM   #3
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Old 02-02-2013, 08:16 PM   #4
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Why this is a fine species of thread that you have here, threadstarter. I may hope that you make many more of these in the future, sir.

This post went all Pete Tong
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Old 02-02-2013, 08:19 PM   #5
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inb4 iotm and his fake cockney
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Old 02-02-2013, 08:20 PM   #6
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First off, can anyone lend me an ayrton? I need a new titfer.

totally understood that. i dunno why though (tenner and hat innit?)

anyway... uh... nope i got nothing, i don't actually know cockney slang
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Old 02-02-2013, 08:21 PM   #7
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totally understood that. i dunno why though (tenner and hat innit?)

anyway... uh... nope i got nothing, i don't actually know cockney slang

Bang on my ol' china.

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Old 02-03-2013, 05:05 AM   #8
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How's your belly full of spots UG?

The moggy ran up the toad and almost ended up under a camel.

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Old 02-03-2013, 05:23 AM   #9
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I lived in Hackney for six years and never heard anyone speak like that. I like to think it's a myth.
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Old 02-03-2013, 05:26 AM   #10
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My Dad's from Battersea and also knew Michael Caine before he was Michael Caine, my father also knew that guy who played Mike Baldwin on Coronation Street from that time too. Same neighbourhood, I'm thinking.
Yeah, my father's a Cockney, taught me some Cockney.

I wonder if
"Another chip of the old block"
is Cockney?

Oh well.
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.

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Old 02-03-2013, 05:30 AM   #11
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inb4 iotm and his fake cockney


You 'avin' a fackin' Turkish san? I.O.T.M is a proper nawty fridge freezer.
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Old 02-03-2013, 05:31 AM   #12
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it's a right laugh to take the piss innit shag biscuits the tele let's drive oN the left guys
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Old 02-03-2013, 05:37 AM   #13
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Moggy = cat.
Guv'nor = gentleman
Apples and Pairs = stairs
Frog and Toad = road
Camel = bus
How's your belly full of spots? = How are you?

You also drop your Hs, so How sounds like 'Ow'.

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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
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Old 02-03-2013, 05:55 AM   #14
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Old 02-03-2013, 06:18 AM   #15
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Can't believe you tossers and your sexton lingo, it's radio! Not two pair of you could organise a piss-up in a brewery. East end rabbit's got a lot more hop than that. I'll bet you a sov to a pinch of shit none of you have been further down the frog than Scarborough in your lives, because if you had you'd know where and how to get a decent pocket watch and at what time.

Anyway I've had enough of this cobblers, I'm off up the jack to settle meself. If you need me I'll be out with the trouble in the morning.
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Old 02-03-2013, 06:26 AM   #16
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Lorry isn't Cockney, is it?

It's British? (Like, just British).
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look nigga, if you're chillin with 5 bros and 2 hos, you're gonna wanna pay attention to all of em equally. not moon over the hos forever and laugh at every shitty thing they say and just stare at them all night, like some of my mates do.
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Old 02-03-2013, 08:24 AM   #17
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Was it you who trod on me plates of meat rushing down the apples and pears when I was about to go for a Geoff Hurst? If it was, you had it away on your toes before I could get a butcher's hook at your boat race to describe you to the old bill.

(I know some of that is non-rhyming slang but that's about all the cockney I know)
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Old 02-03-2013, 08:38 AM   #18
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I'm the nawtiest fridge on this website, me ol fruit.
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Old 02-03-2013, 08:41 AM   #19
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You 'avin' a fackin' Turkish san? I.O.T.M is a proper nawty fridge freezer.

You better fackin' Adam and Eve it.
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Old 02-03-2013, 08:57 AM   #20
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Gor blimey!, I just had a right proper rippin' brad pitt and no mistake!
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