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Old 02-03-2013, 05:15 AM   #21
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Old 02-03-2013, 05:20 AM   #22
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I have a fear that while having sex I'm gonna cum all over my gfs tits and shes gonna lick it off and I'm gonna forget and kiss her them say ew gross I hate you and wel laugh and lay down and a spider will crawl up my unsuspecting urethra.
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Old 02-03-2013, 05:32 AM   #23
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So much this.
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Old 02-03-2013, 05:33 AM   #24
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I have a fear that while having sex I'm gonna cum all over my gfs tits and shes gonna lick it off and I'm gonna forget and kiss her them say ew gross I hate you and wel laugh and lay down and a spider will crawl up my unsuspecting urethra.

Your gf sounds hot we should get together sometime
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Old 02-03-2013, 05:40 AM   #25
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Old 02-03-2013, 05:43 AM   #26
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Old 02-03-2013, 05:49 AM   #27
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That people are following me when I walk home in the dark
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Old 02-03-2013, 06:12 AM   #28
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Old 02-03-2013, 06:19 AM   #29
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I used to not be scared of bees but I was followed by a bee for 2 hours on saturday morning and now I am scared of them again

I am also scared of long-tailed macaques
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Old 02-03-2013, 06:19 AM   #30
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Old 02-03-2013, 06:28 AM   #31
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That people are following me when I walk home in the dark


Well if you don't like it just say to my face
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Old 02-03-2013, 06:45 AM   #32
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Well if you don't like it just say to my face

I never know when it`s you though
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Old 02-03-2013, 06:50 AM   #33
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Elevator bros <3 **** those things

Sometimes when im in the shower I get scared thinking if.someone tried to muder me, I couldnt get away. I must have watched psycho when I was little or something.
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Old 02-03-2013, 06:56 AM   #34
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bugs
being in a car thats driving fast
stepping in shit
eye contact with pretty people that i don't know
thinking you farted but you just ended up shitting in your pants
contracting a disease from stepping on a needle
contracting a disease from peeing in a urinal and the splash sends bacteria up my peehole
getting a cut on my dicktip
getting a cut on my eyeball
having a dingleberry that makes me smell like shit
getting a cut on my scrotum
singing in public without alcohol
talking in public without alcohol
dancing in public without alcohol
being in public without alcohol
waking up in india one day
booking a hotel room that was sprayed with pesticides to kill bed bugs but it kills you instead
guitar string breaking and taking out an eye
food that's dark yellow
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applying too much deodorant and getting a rash
getting pushed onto train tracks
ordering fast food and getting the stalest and oldest shit they got
getting my throat slashed by a dumb kid every time i skate on ice
getting hamburger hands whenever i ride a board
the number 53
when people say "dozens more"
plus dozens more

i'm single ladies


I'm baked out of my mind right now so this made me laugh a ****ton. Bravo sir.
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Old 02-03-2013, 07:10 AM   #35
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Old people. They're all in some kinda fucking cult or something, I'm sure of it.

EDIT: Chihuahuas too. I don't think they're in league with the old people or anything but they still scare the shit outta me.
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Old 02-03-2013, 07:34 AM   #36
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Sponges, I don't mind using them or feeling them really but to imagine what one feels like now makes my skin crawl
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Old 02-03-2013, 07:52 AM   #37
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Stepping on hypodermic needles and being run over whenever I'm out walking.
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Old 02-03-2013, 12:48 PM   #38
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Old 02-03-2013, 12:50 PM   #39
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Animals. Like all animals. I can't touch most animals.
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Old 02-03-2013, 12:51 PM   #40
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