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Zombee

One is a gay hotel manager. A really nice guy.

Another is a stoner hockey player with really rich parents whos quirky but nice and fun.

Another is a personal trainer who runs a lot and is also really nice.

Another is kind of quiet and boring and puts on deodorant before playing B-ball so that shit gets all over you when u play him.

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my cousin - he's a total clown. really fun to drink with too

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metalblaster

Well there's one who's a cool guy who likes to get drunk and party like there's no tomorrow and he's ****ing chill.

And this other guy, who's pretty ****ing cool, and did some psyops in afghanistan and is pretty badass.

DukeDeRox

He's a friend, best musician I know, in school to be an architect, rich, and a pretty cool guy.

Matse

He always thought he was Michael Jordan when we were playing Streetball.
We were good friends for a long time.

ErikLensherr

My middle name is David and as you all know, I am a delight.

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ali.guitarkid7

I've known two. One is a composer for opera, the other is a dickhead who used to be best friends with me. Former's working on stuff nowadays, latter's always running into trouble with dealers. They're polar opposites.


Davids come in all shapes and sizes, I suppose.


EDIT: Okay, that wording works against me, but I won't give any of you the pleasure!


olololol all penis shapes and sizes ololololol

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Tsar66

david is awesome

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AxeToFall

I worked with a David last summer.

Within a months span David got an apartment, married his g/f, then quit his job.

I question Davids responsibility.

Stugg334

One David is a Christian with really messed up teeth, but he had this girlfriend for a bit that was way hotter than him so fair play David

One David is my friend's little brother, he's a bit slow but lovely.

One Dave is my friend's stepdad, he's a nice guy.

I played football with Nigerian Dave. This Dave is my only black friend because I live in the countryside.

I had a science teacher called Mr David. I don't like people with first names for surnames.

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bastards

Dave's not here man

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bifteksupernova

i played rugby with a david in high school, real good guy. id see him once in a while at parties and stuff, fun dude. but i haven't seen him in a year or so now. i miss dave now that i think about it

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ManInTheBox14

Dude in my US History class. Little bit awkward and a coming-in beard to match, but he's a nice dude.

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Acϵ♠

my real actual first name is david and this thread is tripping me the **** out


coincidentally i know 5 other davids, one of which is among my best friends

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Rawshik

He killed a giant.

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_KurtCobain_77

David from Highschool: Major douche/White supremacist

David from Uni: Condescending asshole who doesn't know when to stop asking questions that require direct research

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I don't know a Mike, although my name is Michael, but I like to be called Mick **** you.

OT: David's my uncle and he's a boring conceited prick who owns a bead shop.