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Old 02-03-2013, 07:02 PM   #21
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So... you let your roommate use your bed to shag someone in? Hell no, if I ever had a roommate they would have to learn to use their own bed for that very fast because I definitely wouldn't be prepared to sit outside my room for a few hours, and then pull the kind of stealthy shenanigans you pulled. In fact, I'd probably walk in and tell them if they didn't move to their room, I was about to go an take a shit on his pillows because my room was out of access to me, and this is what I do in my room.
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Old 02-03-2013, 07:09 PM   #22
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So... you let your roommate use your bed to shag someone in?

No, dudes. One room. Two beds. That's how most American dorms work. And yes, it's incredibly awkward and stupid.
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Old 02-03-2013, 07:21 PM   #23
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No, dudes. One room. Two beds. That's how most American dorms work. And yes, it's incredibly awkward and stupid.


Its fine really as long as you aren't shagging anyone.
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Old 02-03-2013, 07:22 PM   #24
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No, dudes. One room. Two beds. That's how most American dorms work. And yes, it's incredibly awkward and stupid.

Ah ok. Yeah, I agree that that would be 'incredibly awkward and stupid'
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Old 02-03-2013, 07:50 PM   #25
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Really nice read. To bad we are mortal, get sent to jail and stuff like that, because a person like that deserves to die. Props for handling it as calmly as you did TS.
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Old 02-03-2013, 09:23 PM   #26
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Old 02-03-2013, 09:29 PM   #27
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Old 02-03-2013, 09:38 PM   #28
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Are you serious, you pathetic f*ck?! Like, really?!?!

Someone you "get along with pretty well" (read the op) deserves to die just because you had to inconvenience yourself a bit to make them able to score?

Yeah... I mean apart from the obvious flaming here, and ignoring the fact that the guy you're quoting is most likely exaggerating his point heavily, do you lay such importance on getting laid that you are willing to inconvenience yourself for several hours just to enable an accomplice to 'get some'? I mean, I wouldn't stop someone getting some given the way I now understand the situation, but I think you're overreacting to his comment completely.

Edit: And be grateful I'm a (relatively) friendly mod; we're technically supposed to warn if you randomly decide to flame someone in such a way
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Old 02-03-2013, 09:43 PM   #29
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You share a room? That must be awkward. Where do you go to masturbate/drink alone/cry?

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Old 02-03-2013, 10:00 PM   #30
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^ I'm fairly certain he's exaggerating for (intended) comedic effect. If not, then yeah it's a pretty terrible thing for him to say, but I highly doubt anybody would want somebody else to die over what TS described. Sometimes it's hard to guess the right intention of somebody's words in text form.
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Old 02-03-2013, 10:07 PM   #31
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Old 02-03-2013, 10:15 PM   #32
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There was one time my girlfriend and I were having sex and her roommate (who doesn't ever knock) decided to unlock the door and barge in.

I'm pretty sure I pulled out, got beside my girlfriend and covered both of us up in under a second.

And her roommate? Completely clueless.
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Old 02-03-2013, 10:16 PM   #33
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Old 02-03-2013, 10:20 PM   #34
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There was one time my girlfriend and I were having sex and her roommate (who doesn't ever knock) decided to unlock the door and barge in.

I'm pretty sure I pulled out, got beside my girlfriend and covered both of us up in under a second.

And her roommate? Completely clueless.


I would of carried on. In fact, I have.
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Old 02-03-2013, 10:23 PM   #35
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Typo? Or is your roommate a shape shifter?

I meant his girl. My roommate probably wouldn't have minded being a shapeshifter though...

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But metaldud, calling him out to "get some balls", don't you think it's a very bro move to make another guy's night by enabling him to have the sex?

Thing is, 1) who cares what a "bro move" it is or isn't; 2) cockblocking another man isn't cool.
However, if he expects you to leave the room for more than an hour or two, that's just ridiculous. It's your fucking room too. If they want to have sex for longer than an hour or two (and two is pushing it), then they can go and have sex in her room. People don't have the right to kick you out for the night just because they "need" sex.
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Old 02-03-2013, 10:26 PM   #36
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That was a hilarious story

Me and my ex broke into a hotel and went to the 18th floor where the exercise stuff was. We proceeded to break in the Jacuzzi with a couple hours of romping. At some point around 2 AM we get caught by a security guard right after we get our underwear on.

Oh no... what am I gonna say? I don't wanna go to jail. Shiiiiiiiit.

"What are you doing up here?"

"Oh, are we not allowed? We're just staying for the night and wanted to swim after noticing the door was unlocked."

"I understand, sir. Let me escort you downstairs"

After that he just walked us downstairs and made some small talk. Thank god nothing more happened. Needless to say, I've never been back to that hotel
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Old 02-04-2013, 12:51 AM   #37
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It seems my testicles have come into question. I feel the need to defend them.


Let me be clear. Not my bed.

Never my bed.

His bed.

I mean look, I'm not trying to cockblock the guy. We get along well, I even said I wasn't in the best of places to make that decision. I was out til around 5 for my own reasons (practicing for piano class).

Plus, my girlfriend got a new roommate that not only hates me but goes to bed at 11 every day (weekends included) so it can't hurt for him to owe me one as far as using our room goes.


This was supposed to be fun sharing story time, not judge me time.
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Old 02-04-2013, 01:46 AM   #38
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I'm sorry, something about the liberal use of the phrase "deserves to die" just ground my gears to a screeching halt right there.


Calm down bro, I mean... I have a milk bottle for my avatar, I can't possibly mean it , can I ?
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Old 02-04-2013, 01:46 AM   #39
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In fact, one time my roommate and her girl were getting it on


awright...
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Old 02-04-2013, 02:03 AM   #40
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More like "hawt".

I think the best thing I can contribute to this is the following story. And it's not very good.

I was on my way home from band practice. And the main highway that I have to take to get home has a speed limit of 55. But nobody follows it. Most people go 60-65. Now, this particular instance, I had just turned onto said highway, and was accelerating pretty quickly. I have a fast car, so before I know it, I'm already going almost 70. And wouldn't you know it? At that exact moment, I drive past a cop going in the opposite direction. Since he was driving in the opposite direction, I figured he probably didn't clock me going any sort of speed.
So I keep driving. About 2 miles down the road, I see the flashing lights in my rearview mirror. "Shit".
I pull over, and two officers get out of the car and ask for my license. I comply, and they inform me they clocked me going 68 mph in a 55 zone.
To which I reply: "Really? I was watching my speedometer. I might have hit 60mph." He just looks at me, walks back and talks to his deputy (whom I am thinking he was probably training because of how he was talking to him), walks back, gives me my license, and lets me off with a warning.

I think the only reason I got away with that is because he clocked me while we were driving in opposite directions. The calibration of his radar could've easily been off (it wasn't ) and clocked me going faster than I actually was.

Boring story, I know
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