DisarmGoliath

So... you let your roommate use your bed to shag someone in? Hell no, if I ever had a roommate they would have to learn to use their own bed for that very fast because I definitely wouldn't be prepared to sit outside my room for a few hours, and then pull the kind of stealthy shenanigans you pulled. In fact, I'd probably walk in and tell them if they didn't move to their room, I was about to go an take a shit on his pillows because my room was out of access to me, and this is what I do in my room.

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GodofCheesecake

No, dudes. One room. Two beds. That's how most American dorms work. And yes, it's incredibly awkward and stupid.

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Danjo's Guitar

Its fine really as long as you aren't shagging anyone.

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If you are reading this you might need to chill out.

DisarmGoliath

Ah ok. Yeah, I agree that that would be 'incredibly awkward and stupid'

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Arunas

Really nice read. To bad we are mortal, get sent to jail and stuff like that, because a person like that deserves to die. Props for handling it as calmly as you did TS.

KiLLSWiTCH-KnoT

ahahahah 'sexiled'

OneHappyCamper

Wow buncha antisociables here... living with another human being, skip right past the possibility of making a new friend and right into the "I hate everyone and it's gonna be so awkward."

Of course if they prove to be a dick it's alright to be a dick to them, like in crazysam23's story.

But metaldud, calling him out to "get some balls", don't you think it's a very bro move to make another guy's night by enabling him to have the sex?

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MinterMan22

I have a story like this. It's where my user-title came from..

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OneHappyCamper

Are you serious?! Like, really?!?!

Someone you "get along with pretty well" (read the op) deserves to die just because you had to inconvenience yourself a bit to make them able to score?

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DisarmGoliath

Yeah... I mean apart from the obvious flaming here, and ignoring the fact that the guy you're quoting is most likely exaggerating his point heavily, do you lay such importance on getting laid that you are willing to inconvenience yourself for several hours just to enable an accomplice to 'get some'? I mean, I wouldn't stop someone getting some given the way I now understand the situation, but I think you're overreacting to his comment completely.

Edit: And be grateful I'm a (relatively) friendly mod; we're technically supposed to warn if you randomly decide to flame someone in such a way

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CrazyPigeon

You share a room? That must be awkward. Where do you go to masturbate/drink alone/cry?

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OneHappyCamper

I'm sorry, something about the liberal use of the phrase "deserves to die" just ground my gears to a screeching halt right there.

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DisarmGoliath

^ I'm fairly certain he's exaggerating for (intended) comedic effect. If not, then yeah it's a pretty terrible thing for him to say, but I highly doubt anybody would want somebody else to die over what TS described. Sometimes it's hard to guess the right intention of somebody's words in text form.

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WCPhils

What a great story

Somekid94

There was one time my girlfriend and I were having sex and her roommate (who doesn't ever knock) decided to unlock the door and barge in.

I'm pretty sure I pulled out, got beside my girlfriend and covered both of us up in under a second.

And her roommate? Completely clueless.

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IronMaiden76

I wish I could move out for school... Too bad I can't afford it..

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CrazyPigeon

I would of carried on. In fact, I have.

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crazysam23_Atax

I meant his girl. My roommate probably wouldn't have minded being a shapeshifter though...


Thing is, 1) who cares what a "bro move" it is or isn't; 2) cockblocking another man isn't cool.
However, if he expects you to leave the room for more than an hour or two, that's just ridiculous. It's your fucking room too. If they want to have sex for longer than an hour or two (and two is pushing it), then they can go and have sex in her room. People don't have the right to kick you out for the night just because they "need" sex.

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DiminishedFifth

That was a hilarious story

Me and my ex broke into a hotel and went to the 18th floor where the exercise stuff was. We proceeded to break in the Jacuzzi with a couple hours of romping. At some point around 2 AM we get caught by a security guard right after we get our underwear on.

Oh no... what am I gonna say? I don't wanna go to jail. Shiiiiiiiit.

"What are you doing up here?"

"Oh, are we not allowed? We're just staying for the night and wanted to swim after noticing the door was unlocked."

"I understand, sir. Let me escort you downstairs"

After that he just walked us downstairs and made some small talk. Thank god nothing more happened. Needless to say, I've never been back to that hotel

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