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Under 16 18 9.73%
16-17 53 28.65%
18-20 41 22.16%
21-23 7 3.78%
Over 23 2 1.08%
Still a virgin 64 34.59%
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Old 02-03-2013, 09:55 PM   #41
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You start putting your tongue in places you never would have put your tongue before

Exactly, such as your own butthole.
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Old 02-03-2013, 09:56 PM   #42
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I lost my virginity to Beyonce just now
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Old 02-03-2013, 10:00 PM   #43
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I lost my virginity to Beyonce just now


I know wht you mean, I'll have to clean my room now
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Old 02-03-2013, 10:00 PM   #44
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Exactly, such as your own butthole.

What a badass name for a death-metal outfit: "Autoanallingus!!"

...that or, "Tongue Punch Fart Box"
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Old 02-03-2013, 10:01 PM   #45
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haha public pol

whatever i dont have nothing to hide









these exact feels
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Old 02-03-2013, 10:02 PM   #46
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I lost just last September. It was awesome. I also got called a sex god, so I guess I'm good at it.
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Old 02-03-2013, 10:04 PM   #47
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What a badass name for a death-metal outfit: "Autoanallingus!!"

...that or, "Tongue Punch Fart Box"

I dunno... doesn't sound grim enough. I think 'Rectal Prolapse' covers that base... or 'Digital Rectal Massage'
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Old 02-03-2013, 10:06 PM   #48
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>with a girl for 3 years
>never had sex
>she left for college
>now single
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Old 02-03-2013, 10:06 PM   #49
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I dunno... doesn't sound grim enough. I think 'Rectal Prolapse' covers that base...

"Putrid Crust-Pus-Infested Autoanallingus!!"
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or 'Digital Rectal Massage'

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Old 02-03-2013, 10:08 PM   #50
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I lost just last September. It was awesome. I also got called a sex god, so I guess I'm good at it.


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Old 02-03-2013, 10:15 PM   #51
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I lost my virginity to Beyonce just now

ik, right?
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Old 02-03-2013, 10:20 PM   #52
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If you see a band pop up some time in the near future with the name 'Digital Rectal Massage' you can be fairly certain I have something to do with it. I'm almost tempted to copyright the name after checking Google to see if it has been used yet
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Old 02-03-2013, 10:32 PM   #53
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im still a virgin but i hope i lose it before 16 or i will be a loser
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Old 02-03-2013, 10:33 PM   #54
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im still a virgin but i hope i lose it before 16 or i will be a loser


Wrong.
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Old 02-03-2013, 10:35 PM   #55
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Well, yeah I guess I already am a loser.
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Old 02-03-2013, 10:35 PM   #56
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17 with my first proper girlfriend. Still remember the exact date too.
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Old 02-03-2013, 10:39 PM   #57
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Well, yeah I guess I already am a loser.


I didn't mean that. I was thinking of saying it...but I thought I'd be nice.

When you have sex doesn't even matter.
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Old 02-03-2013, 10:53 PM   #58
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Old 02-03-2013, 11:09 PM   #59
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You idiot.
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Old 02-03-2013, 11:15 PM   #60
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Ah shit, public poll. You sneaky ****er.

Whatever, I've just not met the right girl. I really believe that.

My standards are high as fuck.
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