02-10-2013, 10:23 PM
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Dirigo
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Dreaming in Polyrhythms
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Pit.
Neighbor downstairs sucks at guitar. He plays 2 or 3 random notes within and slides up to a note that is never correctly hit and slides down and proceeds to play the shitty whatever chromatic riff. This happens for about an hour. It's normally kind of funny but I think I'm bipolar so I can never decide.
Now, if my old man wasn't trying to sleep, my normal reaction would be to crank up the 75er and put him in his place like a 3 legged elephant. Wat do. Fuk tha polece and crank it up anyways?
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╘MESHUG╦G╗AH Dubstep can wubba wubba, fuzzfuzza, and WOMP WOMP... But only rock n' roll can COWBELL!!!!!!!!! ♦
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02-10-2013, 10:24 PM
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whyphilsfight
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: I don't care where just far
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I see that you are one of those guys.
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02-10-2013, 10:24 PM
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Svengali
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Aldea Malvada
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"blah blah, something something, elephant"
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02-10-2013, 10:25 PM
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Hey there hot mama
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Perth, Australia Bringing back 'word'
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you should go down there and give him some helpful advice, ****ing dick
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It's over simplified, So what! hall of fame. creepy, creepy fame
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02-10-2013, 10:27 PM
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UG's UG
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: Pensacola, Florida
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This is the worst misunderstanding of this word I have ever seen. |
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02-10-2013, 10:28 PM
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UG's Necrophagist
Join Date: Nov 2012
Location: Oak Park, MI
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Crank it up to 11 and bust out some Smoke On The Water.
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02-10-2013, 10:28 PM
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The Man Who Lives Forever
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: In a land where time don't command
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Murderlate him
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02-10-2013, 10:29 PM
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whyphilsfight
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Whatever is inbetween Pennsylvania and South Dakota
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I thought you were better than threads like this bastards
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02-10-2013, 10:29 PM
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UG's Kris
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Grand Rapids, MI
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Put him out of his misery.
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02-10-2013, 10:31 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Canada
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Could be worse, could be playing Meshuggah.
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02-10-2013, 10:31 PM
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like no one ever was!
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Traveling Across the land. Searching far and wide.
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who cares
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02-10-2013, 10:34 PM
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UG Fanatic
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Glencoe Ontario
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You sucked at some point
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02-10-2013, 10:34 PM
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Dirigo
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Dreaming in Polyrhythms
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Internet cookies for the helpful ones. Never really occurred to me like that. But common courtesy would mean not playing guitar after 8 or 9 at ridiculous volumes.
And now I feel bad 
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╘MESHUG╦G╗AH Dubstep can wubba wubba, fuzzfuzza, and WOMP WOMP... But only rock n' roll can COWBELL!!!!!!!!! ♦
♦ ♦ I demand that you like my reverbnation page |
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02-10-2013, 10:36 PM
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galloping E|-0-0-0-0
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: House of Low Culture
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Does your neighbor look like this ?
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02-10-2013, 10:38 PM
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Dirigo
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: Dreaming in Polyrhythms
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D: Say it's not so show
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╘MESHUG╦G╗AH Dubstep can wubba wubba, fuzzfuzza, and WOMP WOMP... But only rock n' roll can COWBELL!!!!!!!!! ♦
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02-10-2013, 10:38 PM
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whyphilsfight
Join Date: Dec 2010
Location: I don't care where just far
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@franc zing
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02-10-2013, 10:38 PM
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UG's Unicycling Bassist
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Hatboro, PA
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I think the word you're looking for is masturbate.
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02-10-2013, 10:41 PM
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Hey
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Idk. Probably dead or something.
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Go on a date and ask him out for a cup of coffee. Develop a good relationship with him. Eventually, move in with him. BONUS: For dramatic effect, you can always sleep with him. Wait about a good 7 months and then ask him to marry you. Go through with the marriage. Later on in the marriage, accuse him of cheating on you. Throw a fit and smash all his guitars. Then just get a divorce so it doesn't seem weird. Everybody's happy! Problem solved.
Rinse and repeat should he buy more guitars.
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02-10-2013, 10:42 PM
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Der Führer.
Join Date: Jul 2007
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Wow. Isn't that how we all started?
Cut the kid some slack.
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02-10-2013, 10:42 PM
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Name's Dee. Ellis Dee.
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: IL, US, NA, NH, Earth
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He's challenging you to a guitar battle, TS.
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