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Old 02-10-2013, 10:23 PM   #1
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Neighbor downstairs sucks at guitar. He plays 2 or 3 random notes within and slides up to a note that is never correctly hit and slides down and proceeds to play the shitty whatever chromatic riff. This happens for about an hour. It's normally kind of funny but I think I'm bipolar so I can never decide.

Now, if my old man wasn't trying to sleep, my normal reaction would be to crank up the 75er and put him in his place like a 3 legged elephant.

Wat do. Fuk tha polece and crank it up anyways?
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Old 02-10-2013, 10:24 PM   #2
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Old 02-10-2013, 10:24 PM   #3
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"blah blah, something something, elephant"

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Old 02-10-2013, 10:25 PM   #4
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you should go down there and give him some helpful advice, ****ing dick
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Old 02-10-2013, 10:27 PM   #5
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It's normally kind of funny but I think I'm bipolar so I can never decide.


This is the worst misunderstanding of this word I have ever seen.
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Old 02-10-2013, 10:28 PM   #6
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Crank it up to 11 and bust out some Smoke On The Water.
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Old 02-10-2013, 10:28 PM   #7
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Old 02-10-2013, 10:29 PM   #8
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I thought you were better than threads like this bastards
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Old 02-10-2013, 10:29 PM   #9
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Put him out of his misery.
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Old 02-10-2013, 10:31 PM   #10
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Old 02-10-2013, 10:31 PM   #11
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Old 02-10-2013, 10:34 PM   #12
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Old 02-10-2013, 10:34 PM   #13
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Internet cookies for the helpful ones. Never really occurred to me like that. But common courtesy would mean not playing guitar after 8 or 9 at ridiculous volumes.

And now I feel bad
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Old 02-10-2013, 10:36 PM   #14
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Does your neighbor look like this ?

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Old 02-10-2013, 10:38 PM   #15
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Does your neighbor look like this ?

[IMG]jackwhite.jpg[/IMG]


D:

Say it's not so

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Old 02-10-2013, 10:38 PM   #16
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Old 02-10-2013, 10:38 PM   #17
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I think the word you're looking for is masturbate.
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Old 02-10-2013, 10:41 PM   #18
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Go on a date and ask him out for a cup of coffee. Develop a good relationship with him. Eventually, move in with him. BONUS: For dramatic effect, you can always sleep with him. Wait about a good 7 months and then ask him to marry you. Go through with the marriage. Later on in the marriage, accuse him of cheating on you. Throw a fit and smash all his guitars. Then just get a divorce so it doesn't seem weird. Everybody's happy! Problem solved.

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Old 02-10-2013, 10:42 PM   #19
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Wow. Isn't that how we all started?
Cut the kid some slack.
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Old 02-10-2013, 10:42 PM   #20
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He's challenging you to a guitar battle, TS.
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