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Old 02-03-2013, 06:04 AM   #1
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we all know a david. what's he like?

i know three davids

one of them is my physics teacher. funny, calm, a good teacher

another one is one of my closest friends, who is really funny and smart. he's slightly autistic, and changes quite a bit when he's drunk.

lastly, this last one is kinda creepy with girls. he knows a lot of them, and gets a lot of attention from them. but when he's around them he won't break eyecontact and he'll treat all girls that way, so naturally i don't think he's ever had a girlfriend, but he does well at parties. as a friend, he's amazingly kind and funny.

what's your david(s) like?
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Old 02-03-2013, 06:08 AM   #2
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I dont know any Davids. I usually use it as my online name though if i dont want unwanted attention.


Edit. Some random name generator once called One of my players in a game, David newell. I thought it was a cool name.
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Old 02-03-2013, 06:08 AM   #3
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All the David's I know are freakin funny
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Old 02-03-2013, 06:08 AM   #4
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he's a loser with red hair who thinks being a criminal is cool. he threw a kitten into the fire place and pulled a shot gun out on his brother who was sleeping with his junky "girlfriend".

david is not cool.
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Old 02-03-2013, 06:10 AM   #5
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Only david I knew was in like middle school, he was like half my size and punched me in the stomach for bumping into him once :/
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Old 02-03-2013, 06:15 AM   #6
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he was the drummer from our band but quit cause he had too many responsabilities

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hes actually pretty cool
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Old 02-03-2013, 06:20 AM   #7
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He's a xanax, heroin, and cocaine addict with no willpower and tremendous intelligence. It's sad, really.
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Old 02-03-2013, 06:20 AM   #8
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One's my dad, the other one is a cocky, creepy dick.
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Old 02-03-2013, 06:22 AM   #9
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one is super smart and has wanted to be in the UN since he was 5

one looks like Jesus

one is a typical bro

all of them are quite nice
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Old 02-03-2013, 06:30 AM   #10
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he's a goofy af fat stoner burnout who watches a lot of wwe. i <3 him.
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Old 02-03-2013, 06:31 AM   #11
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He's my uncle, he's an old hippy that used to work at a circus and he's hilarious.
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Old 02-03-2013, 06:46 AM   #12
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Really smart vietnamese dude who was one of my best friends in elementary school. He was really uptight though, and was hardcore republican + you could tell he kept a grudge on the people who bullied him.
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Old 02-03-2013, 06:48 AM   #13
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I'm an amazingly sexy and charming underwear model for Calvin Klein. I can play guitar with all the emotion of Robert Johnson and the speed of Yngwie, coupled with the tight-as-a-virgin's-**** rhythmic qualities of James Hetfeild. I taught Chuck Norris karate. I can hold my breath for five minuets. I willed a Squirtle into existence. I can eat sheet music and fart the tune written on it. My amp goes to 13. I can touch your neck a rid you of your cancer. (Unlike a certain other Dave....) I know where Jimmy Hoffa is buried. I've been inside Margaret Thatcher's pussy. I've successfully turned a donut inside out. I typed this whole post up with one hand while the other scratched my disproportionately large balls.

I've also slept with all of your moms.
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Old 02-03-2013, 06:48 AM   #14
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Old 02-03-2013, 06:51 AM   #15
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He's my uncle, and is pretty much just my dad.
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Old 02-03-2013, 06:54 AM   #16
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I don't know a David or a Dave... I knew one, in college, got him on FB, he was cool/'safe'; but that's it.
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Old 02-03-2013, 06:57 AM   #17
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Old 02-03-2013, 07:03 AM   #18
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My real name is David and everyone thinks I'm a gorgeous prick.
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Old 02-03-2013, 07:05 AM   #19
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Old 02-03-2013, 07:08 AM   #20
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