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Old 02-05-2013, 07:00 AM   #21
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this lump on my face is freaking me out and if I see a doctor my father will get angry cos he hates doctors



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"Son, you may have cancer of the face, but I will get angry if you go to hospital "
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Old 02-05-2013, 07:00 AM   #22
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Old 02-05-2013, 07:02 AM   #23
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Are you part of some obscure sect that likes to "stick to their own" or why would you dad be so much against doctors?
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Old 02-05-2013, 07:02 AM   #24
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Welcome to Finland! I can guarantee you that it's not warm here... Also it snows like hell and the wind is blowing furiously. The floor in my room is also terribly cold, and I'll have to go shovel that snow out of the driveway right about now, which means an hour or so out in the cold...
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Old 02-05-2013, 07:04 AM   #25
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Seriously, I think you should grow a pair and get that lump checked out

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I bet not knowing what the lump is, is bothering you more than you think it is subconsciously and probably really scares the shit outta you.

I had a lump in my chest that hurt when I touched it when I was 17. I didn't tell anyone for almost a year and I lended up drinking more and being more self destructive, without knowing it.

Turns out, its very common in teen age kids. It was a cist with nerve endings. It eventually went away on its own. But not knowing what it was for a year was an even bigger cancer to my body.

Go get it checked out. Like you told someone else in another thread, "Just do it."

Just do it.


You're both right, I'll do it tomorrow morning and **** the consequences from cap'n asshat.

Usually I'm pretty positive, my life now is paradise in comparison to my life this time last year, I'm just feeling mopey but I know I shouldn't.
Overall things are getting better I just need to remind myself of that...

Maybe fapping is a good idea after all.



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Are you part of some obscure sect that likes to "stick to their own" or why would you dad be so much against doctors?

He's just mental, seriously he once tried to hang himself because I accidentally slept in for half an hour
He's on anti depressants and other happy pills now but he still freaks out on a semi-regular basis.
Also one of his brothers is a doctor and they hate each other.

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Your room? If your parents own the house, it's their room.

It's a caravan actually, I just wanted to seem like I fit in, and they couldn't have bought it without me working for them for free so dammit it's just as much mine as theirs.
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Old 02-05-2013, 07:15 AM   #26
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Maybe fapping is a good idea after all.


It is always a good idea
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Old 02-05-2013, 07:30 AM   #27
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That would be funny except centrelink (government department) once made me go to therapy before they would let me enrol in TAFE until my dad made me stop going because psychiatrists are a kind of doctor and as before, **** doctors.
christ I sound like a whiny little bitch today.
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Old 02-05-2013, 07:45 AM   #28
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Just work through your problems one step at a time. First on your list should be getting the lump checked out and don't let anyone stand in your way. You'll feel a lot better, promise.
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Old 02-05-2013, 07:49 AM   #29
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Hilarious jokes aside, that really sucks. I say go to the doctors. Your dad won't like it if you go, but he'll like it less when you die of preventable face cancer. Use headphones to blast music so loud you forget about the outside world. You don't need alcohol to have fun (it helps heaps). And remember, we're all friends here
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Old 02-05-2013, 07:51 AM   #30
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Hey man, how come your parents keep you on such a tight leash and all that? Seems a bit old fashioned hating doctors. Anyway yeah, id get that lump looked at but its probably nothing serious but knowing will give you some piece of mind. Can totally relate to the being apart from your girlfriend, my fiancee has gone away as part of her course teaching English to kids in Spain and won't be back for a few weeks.
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Old 02-05-2013, 07:53 AM   #31
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Old 02-05-2013, 07:54 AM   #32
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Hilarious jokes aside, that really sucks. I say go to the doctors. Your dad won't like it if you go, but he'll like it less when you die of preventable face cancer. Use headphones to blast music so loud you forget about the outside world. You don't need alcohol to have fun (it helps heaps). And remember, we're all friends here



Hey dude you sent me the silly straw for the secret santa thread didn't you?

I was kinda hoping we would have a big reveal of who sent what.
I've actually used it quite a bit just cos it's silly.
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Old 02-05-2013, 07:55 AM   #33
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Old 02-05-2013, 08:00 AM   #34
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Hey dude you sent me the silly straw for the secret santa thread didn't you?

I was kinda hoping we would have a big reveal of who sent what.
I've actually used it quite a bit just cos it's silly.


Yes, that was me. I assume you sent me the record? You were the only other Australian in it so...
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Old 02-05-2013, 08:05 AM   #35
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Yes, that was me. I assume you sent me the record? You were the only other Australian in it so...


yeah, I got it off ebay, it only occurred to me after I bought it that you might not be able to play it

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Old 02-05-2013, 08:10 AM   #36
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yeah, I got it off ebay, it only occurred to me after I bought it that you might not be able to play it



I definitely can

And I thought the record was the best and most probably thoughtful gift, and began to feel bad that all I had got you was a silly straw shaped like unfashionable sunglasses. It seemed like I had put almost no effort into my gift for you while you had bought this awesome thing for me. But, if you like the straw, then, yay I guess

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Old 02-05-2013, 08:43 AM   #37
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Old 02-05-2013, 08:50 AM   #38
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or

Go get a book. Anything reasonably written will do. They're dirt cheap, especially used. Go to a park, or similar open and quiet space. Find a clean bench that faces a nice view. Sit down. Take a deep breath and take in the scenery for a while. Don't allow yourself to think about anything of any substance. Just blank your mind out and absorb what is in front of you. If you get distracted by your thoughts, read the book for a bit to draw your mind away from things. That's pretty much a easy method of meditation if you've never really done it before..



edit: also you're 19, so you're an adult now. go see the damn doctor. your father never has to know, but if you want to tell him and he gives you crap, tell him to gtfo.
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Old 02-05-2013, 09:18 AM   #39
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but I'm currently several hundred kms away from her and will be for minimum 2 weeks.


2 weeks? And that's it? Quit being a wuss.
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Old 02-05-2013, 09:25 AM   #40
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