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Old 02-05-2013, 10:04 AM   #1
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A gross story I'd like to share with you guys.

I shared this story in another thread, but I figured the majority of the pit would get a kick out of this.

So basically, this was about a month ago, at the time the fat bassist from my old band was mooching of me and living in my house. Basically, I was sitting in my living room playing my acoustic guitar, when I heard my mom pull into the garage. I quickly got up to help her bring in groceries.

I walk into the *******, and see the fat bassist sitting at the counter with his laptop, jacking off to porn. I wouldv'e stopped him before my mom walked in and saw, but it was already too late.. He was already at the point of no return.. He heard my mom walking up to the entrance from the garage to the *******, and as I walked in, he turned around and saw me, and just looked me in the eye and screamed as loud as he could, "DUDE GET THE ****ING TOWEL!!"

At this point we heard the doorknob start to turn, and we knew it was too late. My mon walked in just in time to see him blow his load all over the countertop and floor, and all over his laptop screen. She was not happy..

Has anything like this ever happened to any of you??

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Old 02-05-2013, 10:06 AM   #2
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Old 02-05-2013, 10:07 AM   #3
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tfw a new thread by edmodo

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Old 02-05-2013, 10:10 AM   #4
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Old 02-05-2013, 10:14 AM   #5
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Old 02-05-2013, 10:20 AM   #6
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I have a sneaking suspicion your stories aren't 100% factual.
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Old 02-05-2013, 10:30 AM   #7
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Old 02-05-2013, 10:37 AM   #8
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Old 02-05-2013, 10:38 AM   #9
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Old 02-05-2013, 10:40 AM   #10
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In the *******?!

Yeah. He was eating.
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Old 02-05-2013, 10:42 AM   #11
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Old 02-05-2013, 10:42 AM   #12
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It's not like you've posted this several times.
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It's not like you've posted this several times.

BUT ITS SO FUNNNNIIIIII XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
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edmondodorodo or whatever you're called, I think you're lying.
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Old 02-05-2013, 10:50 AM   #16
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Dude, this story is hilarious. Edmodo, you should be a comedian.

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Dude, this story is hilarious. Edmodo, you should be a comedian.


Really??
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Yeah man! You should scrap all those other plans for future careers and become a comedian!!!1! XDXDXD
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But it's my OWN face!!! I should have the right to use it. Come at me brah
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