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Old 02-05-2013, 11:01 AM   #21
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But it's my OWN face!!! I should have the right to use it. Come at me brah


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Old 02-05-2013, 11:03 AM   #22
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I still prefer Mayslash.
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Old 02-05-2013, 11:03 AM   #23
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blow a load in his bass jack input
that will teach him
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Old 02-05-2013, 11:04 AM   #24
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Bahahahahahha
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holy crap this is awesome.
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I guess if you're like 12 years old.
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Old 02-05-2013, 11:05 AM   #25
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LMFAO. That's f#cked up.
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Old 02-05-2013, 11:06 AM   #26
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edmodo and mayslash should fight to claim their place in the pit, because both are quite the same. I'd watch that shit.
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Old 02-05-2013, 11:07 AM   #27
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Old 02-05-2013, 12:07 PM   #28
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As I said in the other thread, who the hell jacks and eats at the same time? Also, who doesn't at least go into the bathroom to watch porn? No one wants to see you tugging your dick!
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Old 02-05-2013, 12:09 PM   #29
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As I said in the other thread, who the hell jacks and eats at the same time? Also, who doesn't at least go into the bathroom to watch porn? No one wants to see you tugging your dick!



Who goes to the BATHROOM to watch porn?







You're weird guy.
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Dude i like rap and stuff. Im a furry and I also have a wolf plush with a hole that i use at times.


Only at times, though.
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Old 02-05-2013, 12:10 PM   #30
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Old 02-05-2013, 12:11 PM   #31
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You're weird guy.

The actual room wasn't the point. The point was privacy. You're supposed to jack off where no one else can see you.
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Old 02-05-2013, 12:13 PM   #32
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The actual room wasn't the point. The point was privacy. You're supposed to jack off where no one else can see you.



Well, what if he's into that exhibitionist shit, huh? What if that gets him his jollies?








Who are WE to judge?
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Dude i like rap and stuff. Im a furry and I also have a wolf plush with a hole that i use at times.


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Old 02-05-2013, 12:16 PM   #33
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Old 02-05-2013, 12:17 PM   #34
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Well, what if he's into that exhibitionist shit, huh? What if that gets him his jollies?








Who are WE to judge?

I'd tell him to get his jollies somewhere that wasn't MY house, if I were TS.

Of course, TS is edmodo...so, yeah...
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Old 02-05-2013, 12:20 PM   #35
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I'd tell him to get his jollies somewhere that wasn't MY house, if I were TS.

Of course, TS is edmodo...so, yeah...



Yeah but if TS tells him, then he'll threaten to beat him up again!
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Dude i like rap and stuff. Im a furry and I also have a wolf plush with a hole that i use at times.


Only at times, though.
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Old 02-05-2013, 12:21 PM   #36
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Old 02-05-2013, 12:26 PM   #37
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Old 02-05-2013, 12:32 PM   #38
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Old 02-05-2013, 12:32 PM   #39
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edmodo and mayslash should fight to claim their place in the pit, because both are quite the same. I'd watch that shit.
Hm... how could that possibly be arranged?

Mods, will you be willing to make an exception to the "release from ban afterwards"-rule in the Gladiator pit if these two battle?
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Old 02-05-2013, 12:46 PM   #40
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Hm... how could that possibly be arranged?

Mods, will you be willing to make an exception to the "release from ban afterwards"-rule in the Gladiator pit if these two battle?

Battle? WHAT?? Why?!?
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