Tab Pro guitar tabs / updates / news / reviews / interviews / columns / lessons / community / forums / contests / guitar store

Go Back   UG Community @ Ultimate-Guitar.Com > UG Community > The Pit
Reload this Page A gross story I'd like to share with you guys.
User Name  
Password
Search:

Reply
Page 4 of 4 < 1 2 3 4
Old 02-06-2013, 12:28 AM   #61
ali.guitarkid7
Ra
 
ali.guitarkid7's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Levantine wine country
WOW TS this doesn't AT ALL seem like bullshit!
__________________
Ask.fm: The Swag Years



Quote:
Originally Posted by Thrashtastic15
u wish sry pal jesus took the wheel and died for us in germany so we could protect america from commie fascists like u
ali.guitarkid7 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-06-2013, 01:13 AM   #62
mystical_1
yes I know
 
mystical_1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pagan_Poetry
Sadly this is Ultimate-guitar, not Simple-guitar. We can't help you.


mystical_1 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-06-2013, 01:35 AM   #63
Gibson_SG_uzr55
The lotus blooms twice
 
Gibson_SG_uzr55's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Grand Valley State University, Michigan
I lol'd though you're probably full of shit
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!
Gibson_SG_uzr55 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-06-2013, 01:42 AM   #64
Ian_the_fox
That one annoying furfag
 
Ian_the_fox's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: VA


What I find the funniest is how goddamn descriptive you were with the ejaculation scene. We all know where your mind is fixated.


And if the story really is bullshit, than that makes it a sexual fantasy.
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by TunerAddict
Animetards>Star Wars fags>Trekkies>...>pedophiles>mexicans>furrfags


Quote:
Originally Posted by snipelfritz
Meh, haters gonna hate; furries gonna fur; alligators gonna allitate. No need getting thy undies in a bunch.
Ian_the_fox is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-06-2013, 01:47 AM   #65
crazysam23_Atax
MWAHAHAHAHA!
 
crazysam23_Atax's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: The Frozen North! (read: Northern Wisconsin)
Quote:
Originally Posted by mystical_1
[.img]http://fatkidatcamp.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/this-bassist-is-really-into-it.jpg[/img]



Good job finding Edmodo's former bass player.
__________________
Tunes?

Bandcamp

I am on break from recording until I buy a new computer in June. Look at the bandcamp page to see the track list for upcoming EP "Discarnate".



Terry Prachett is funnier than you! Discworld
crazysam23_Atax is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-06-2013, 03:02 AM   #66
Wiegenlied
Registered Usurper
 
Wiegenlied's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Windsor, Ontario
Quote:
Originally Posted by crazysam23_Atax
I assume the guy is really mooching off of his mom.

We've all been mooching off TS's mom a little bit, if you know what I mean
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by EnemyWolf
Do a breakdown, get the crowd bouncing, then go into 7/8-27/16-4/4-12/8-9/8-77/32-4/4-3/4-243/64, all over drums that are playing 23/16 on the high hat, 3/4 on the bass, and 5/4 on the snare
Wiegenlied is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-06-2013, 05:44 AM   #67
NHECOS
UG Senior Member
 
NHECOS's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2009
Good one...
I Lolled!
__________________
Gear:
DIGITECH Grunge -->
IBANEZ Silver Cadet -->
FENDER CD 140 SCE -->
BOSS ME-70 -->
LINE 6 Pod Studio UX1
ESP EC 401 VF TSB -->
YAMAHA THR 10 -->
MILF Tease
NHECOS is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-06-2013, 06:30 AM   #68
Twofly
UG's official GhostHunter
 
Twofly's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: 21 Jump Street
Quote:
Originally Posted by ErikLensherr
I have a sneaking suspicion your stories aren't 100% factual.


Me too...this exact scenario happened in the american pie 6, only the dude blasted his grandma with his money shot when she walked in
__________________
I'm not saying not to trust the internet, but there's an alarming discrepancy between the number of iPads I've won & the number of iPads I own.
Twofly is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-06-2013, 06:52 AM   #69
Telecaster7
Call me Leon
 
Telecaster7's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Perth, Australia
Quote:
Originally Posted by crazysam23_Atax
I assume the guy is really mooching off of his mom.


Sounds like the guy is mooching off to his mom too.
Telecaster7 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-06-2013, 07:01 AM   #70
JohnnyGenzale
Bitter old sod
 
JohnnyGenzale's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Sweden
Quote:
Originally Posted by DisarmGoliath
I'd be willing to allow it if the other mods did, and if mayslash wins I'd ban him as well anyway.


Leave Mayslash alone
__________________
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
JohnnyGenzale is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-06-2013, 07:05 AM   #71
JackalUK
DIZZY
 
JackalUK's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Jah Ith Ber
Tell him to leave me alone!
__________________
SUPER SECRET MOD CODE!
JackalUK is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-06-2013, 07:08 AM   #72
slash_GNR666
Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan! Dan!
 
slash_GNR666's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Manchester, England
Quote:
Originally Posted by JohnnyGenzale
Leave Mayslash alone



Great story TS
__________________
Quote:
Originally Posted by seeneyj
The Pit is now much friendlier now than in past times.

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Pit
**** your shit, TS. **** off you stupid shitcunt. You've just become more of a ****.

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jako215
Ok! You win! Best avatar/set of boobs on the website.
slash_GNR666 is online now   Reply With Quote
Old 02-06-2013, 08:12 AM   #73
adamgur96
Not caring no more
 
adamgur96's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: On a Small Ugly Rock In Space, Surrounded By Over 7,000,000,000 Ignorant Cunts And Retąrds....... Status: If I Just Posted This Then I Probably Have Too Much Spare Time.....
^
__________________
I put my sig in a spoiler because i view UG sigless anyway.
adamgur96 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-06-2013, 10:14 AM   #74
edmodo23
Banned
 
Join Date: Sep 2012
So, how are we gonna have this "battle" anyway? How is this going to work?
edmodo23 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-06-2013, 10:17 AM   #75
Telecaster7
Call me Leon
 
Telecaster7's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Perth, Australia
First, make a thread challenging Mayslash to a fight, then MAKE A POLL IN THE THREAD.

The last part is important.
Telecaster7 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-06-2013, 10:29 AM   #76
edmodo23
Banned
 
Join Date: Sep 2012
Quote:
Originally Posted by Telecaster7
First, make a thread challenging Mayslash to a fight, then MAKE A POLL IN THE THREAD.

The last part is important.

I don't want to get banned though..

AND I just filmed a new movie where I smash a broken tape player!
edmodo23 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-06-2013, 10:35 AM   #77
Telecaster7
Call me Leon
 
Telecaster7's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Perth, Australia
Quote:
Originally Posted by edmodo23
I don't want to get banned though..

AND I just filmed a new movie where I smash a broken tape player!


No. You must.
Telecaster7 is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-06-2013, 11:10 AM   #78
guitarninjaruy
I'm not a Registerd User
 
guitarninjaruy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: In space.
Why didn't you just snowball with him and all would be fine.
__________________
Dreams I catch are superficial and childish.
guitarninjaruy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 02-06-2013, 11:16 AM   #79
WCPhils
whyphilsfight
 
WCPhils's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2010
Location: Whatever is inbetween Pennsylvania and South Dakota
Quote:
Originally Posted by Twofly
Me too...this exact scenario happened in the american pie 6, only the dude blasted his grandma with his money shot when she walked in

The most unbelievable part of this thread is that there are SIX American Pie movies

idonteven
WCPhils is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 4 of 4 < 1 2 3 4

« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Thread Tools Rate This Thread
Rate This Thread:

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
vB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Forum Jump



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 03:26 AM.
Forum Archives / About / Terms of Use / Advertise / Contact / Ultimate-Guitar.Com © 2013
Powered by: vBulletin Version 3.0.9
Copyright ©2000 - 2013, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.