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Old 02-05-2013, 12:29 PM   #1
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Kai, the Hatchet Guy, to the rescue.
Crazy news story. This is the full unedited version of his telling of the events.

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Old 02-05-2013, 12:32 PM   #2
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Um...





So does this help or hurt the legalization of marijuana?
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Old 02-05-2013, 12:34 PM   #3
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Um...

So does this help or hurt the legalization of marijuana?
Did you watch the entire interview? Kai saved lives. It has nothing to do with marijuana.
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Old 02-05-2013, 12:35 PM   #4
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Did you watch the entire interview? Kai saved lives. It has nothing to do with marijuana.



Yeah, I watched the whole video. Then I commented. Then you replied.






You're trying to tell me with a straight face that the guy isn't high as fuck? Okay buddy...
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Old 02-05-2013, 01:13 PM   #5
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when i read ug smash articles now im gonna hear this guys "smash, smash, SUUUMASH"
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Old 02-05-2013, 01:16 PM   #6
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haha this guy is great
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Old 02-05-2013, 01:19 PM   #7
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Old 02-05-2013, 01:30 PM   #8
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You're trying to tell me with a straight face that the guy isn't high as fuck? Okay buddy...
I observe a guy that was in a life threatening situation and is retelling the story with all of the emotions he had at the time of the event. I see no evidence of his being on any drug during this interview.

I've worked several alcohol and drug centers as a registered nurse and with my own personal experience believe I can accurately tell when someone is intoxicated.

It appears that you've drawn your conclusions based upon his appearance, mannerisms, dress, and little more. The police apparently saw nothing untoward about him since they released him after he hit a felon with a hatchet three times.
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Old 02-05-2013, 01:49 PM   #9
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Old 02-05-2013, 01:55 PM   #10
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Old 02-05-2013, 03:14 PM   #11
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Old 02-05-2013, 03:24 PM   #12
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Old 02-05-2013, 03:32 PM   #13
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I've worked several alcohol and drug centers as a registered nurse and with my own personal experience believe I can accurately tell when someone is intoxicated.

With my own personal experience of being "intoxicated" quite often, I believe that I can tell when somebody is on or was recently on a similar wavelength.
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Old 02-05-2013, 03:35 PM   #14
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So I was hitchikin with this dude and he told me he raped a bitch in the virgin islands and started cryin' on me and shit, like whoah dude okay. Then he's tellin me about how he's jesus and he does what he wants and starts ****in up people and squeezin this little floozy so I slammed him a few with my hatchet yknow, and the news came and started askin me my name and shit and I was like yo I don't have anything everyone I grew up with thinks Im dead, so whatever

CUZ THIS IS MY UNITED STATES OF WHATEVA!!!
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That guy's awesome. Weed is irrelevant here.
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Old 02-05-2013, 03:41 PM   #16
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Old 02-05-2013, 03:47 PM   #17
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Old 02-05-2013, 03:51 PM   #18
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Hole shit that wink he gave when the guy ask him were he was from originally made me laugh so damn hard!
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Old 02-05-2013, 04:23 PM   #19
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I saw this on Facebook, I'd hangout with this guy. Props to him for saving people's lives! And the "he is high" thing is irrelevant here, no need to bicker about it.
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Old 02-05-2013, 04:49 PM   #20
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