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Old 02-05-2013, 02:27 PM   #1
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TV Linked To Reduced Sperm Count

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Old 02-05-2013, 02:28 PM   #2
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Basically the only thing that doesn't lower your sperm count is letting yer balls hang low and free


Let 'em dangle in the wind and flap around and shit
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Old 02-05-2013, 02:30 PM   #3
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I near exclusively watch TV on my laptop. I'm good.
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Old 02-05-2013, 02:31 PM   #4
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Men who aren't very physically active have a lower sperm count. It's just that inactivity usually means sitting, which often included time watching TV.
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Old 02-05-2013, 02:35 PM   #5
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I near exclusively watch TV on my laptop. I'm good.


Unless your laptop is actually on your lap in which case your boys is boiled.
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Old 02-05-2013, 02:37 PM   #6
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Old 02-05-2013, 02:38 PM   #7
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Funny, I just read a study the other week saying TV increases sperm count.

TV = tight vagina
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Old 02-05-2013, 02:43 PM   #8
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Men who aren't very physically active have a lower sperm count. It's just that inactivity usually means sitting, which often included time watching TV.
This. The title doesn't correctly represent the actual result of the study.
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Old 02-05-2013, 02:45 PM   #9
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Men who aren't very physically active have a lower sperm count. It's just that inactivity usually means sitting, which often included time watching TV.

Bingo!
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Old 02-05-2013, 02:47 PM   #10
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Men who aren't very physically active have a lower sperm count. It's just that inactivity usually means sitting, which often included time watching TV.


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Old 02-05-2013, 02:58 PM   #11
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But if you beat off like every 2-4 hours doesn't that make you pretty active?
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Old 02-05-2013, 02:58 PM   #12
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my sperms cant count good becose they spend all day watchin that stupid idiot box lol
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Old 02-05-2013, 03:22 PM   #13
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But if you beat off like every 2-4 hours doesn't that make you pretty active?

Nope.
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Old 02-05-2013, 03:43 PM   #14
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Dude. Fertile men have literally MILLIONS of sperms. It's not like, losing one or two of them is a big deal
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Old 02-05-2013, 03:48 PM   #15
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So what you are saying is if I just sit around smoking weed and chilling I can bareback my girlfriend without birth control and I'm probably not going to get her pregnant? Science rules.
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Old 02-05-2013, 03:50 PM   #16
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Old 02-05-2013, 03:53 PM   #17
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So what you are saying is if I just sit around smoking weed and chilling I can bareback my girlfriend without birth control and I'm probably not going to get her pregnant? Science rules.
Or you can take a shortcut and get kneed in the nuts a couple times.
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Old 02-05-2013, 03:58 PM   #18
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I think I got more than my fair share of that in grade 7 & 8 thank you very much. I took a 10 pound shotput to the nads and the boys are still fine, I'm pretty sure I'm sort of genetic superhuman.
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I think I got more than my fair share of that in grade 7 & 8 thank you very much. I took a 10 pound shotput to the nads and the boys are still fine, I'm pretty sure I'm sort of genetic superhuman.
Ouchies o_O
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Old 02-05-2013, 04:08 PM   #20
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I don't own a television. Not one. Rid my house of them years ago. Best decision I ever made.

Television is unreality. The news is nothing but propaganda and cannot be relied upon. Even the weather is dubious. Sports scores are about the only thing that's accurate, but I outgrew sports at around 16 years of age.

Television is an incredible waste of time and sucks the creativity right out of every human that watches it. It is literal mind control for they don't call it "programming" for no reason.
People will actually sit down at a time certain each week for their "program." Like Pavlov's dog salivating for the latest titillating trash to come out of New York or L.A. No thanks.
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