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Old 02-05-2013, 05:25 PM   #1
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Old 02-05-2013, 05:27 PM   #2
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Old 02-05-2013, 05:27 PM   #3
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Old 02-05-2013, 05:28 PM   #4
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Old 02-05-2013, 05:28 PM   #5
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Old 02-05-2013, 05:29 PM   #6
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Old 02-05-2013, 05:31 PM   #7
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Old 02-05-2013, 05:33 PM   #9
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It roughly translates to

ރީ ޖުމްހޫރިއްޔާއެކެވެ.އެމެރިކާގެ ގުޅިފައިވާ ސިޓީ އުތުރު އެމެރިކާ ބައްރު ގައި ވެއެވެ. މިބައި ބޯޑަރު ކުރެވިފައިވަނީ އުތުރުން ކެނެޑާ އާއެވެ. އަދި ދެކުނުން މެކްސިކޯ އާއެވެ. މީގެ އިތުރުން އެމެރިކާގެ އެންމެ ބޮޑު އެއް ސްޓޭޓް އެލަސްކާ އޮންނަނީ ކެނެޑާގެ ހުޅަގު އިރުން ޕެސިފިކް ކަނޑުގެ އައްސޭރި އަށް ވާގޮތަށެވެ. އަދި ހަވާއީ އޮންނަނީ ޕެސިފިކް ކަނޑުގެ މެދުތެރޭގައެވެ. މީގެ އިތުރުން އެމެރިކާގެ އެތައް ޓެރިޓަރީތައް ޕެސިފި
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Old 02-05-2013, 05:34 PM   #10
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Old 02-05-2013, 05:48 PM   #11
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Old 02-05-2013, 05:55 PM   #12
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Old 02-05-2013, 06:07 PM   #13
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Old 02-05-2013, 06:12 PM   #14
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Woah looks like some old arabic scripture. I'll try anyway.

Do your prayers from the rising of the sun till the end of the night and the reading of the Qur'an at dawn.
The reading of the Qur'an was witnessed at dawn.

Qur'an literaly means "reading" so the last sentence is confusing me.
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Old 02-05-2013, 06:30 PM   #15
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Woah looks like some old arabic scripture. I'll try anyway.

Do your prayers from the rising of the sun till the end of the night and the reading of the Qur'an at dawn.
The reading of the Qur'an was witnessed at dawn.

Qur'an literaly means "reading" so the last sentence is confusing me.


Nah, that's definitely not it.
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Old 02-05-2013, 06:38 PM   #16
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coz he's a gay ass motherfucker!"
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Old 02-05-2013, 06:54 PM   #17
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Old 02-05-2013, 07:03 PM   #18
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Old 02-05-2013, 07:57 PM   #19
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"Fo shizzle, mah nizzle
Save the cheerleaders,
Save the world.
The one with the
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Is the one
Who lays with another man
So he shall be stoned
coz he's a gay ass motherfucker!"


Brilliant.


EDIT: This is a serious inquiry lol.
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